The PAM is unable to make a lane change without looking over her shoulder several times despite the presence of the mirrors on the vehicle
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The PAM is unable to make a lane change without looking over her shoulder several times despite the presence of the mirrors on the vehicle
The PAM uses the mirrors of her auto to check her makeup and the one in the bathroom to drive the car
The PAM plays flamenco while her stuffed rabbit drives the car....
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PAm plays electric guitar without pluging it in. Won't work well that way PAM. ;)
The PAM is a self confessed 'Mad, Bad and Dangerous to know'. hehe... :) Peace out Uncle Virgil...
PAM (the great artist) spilt paint all over her dress. no wait, that's his/her painting.
PAM was white with terror when she saw the painting, until she realised it was her portrait.
pam is stalking Judas :p
PAM would certainly be jealous of the girl in my class last year whose real name was Stalk.
The PAM wore out her computer writing up her location and we still don't know!
The PAM uses his father's collectable sword to cut his rope-like hair...
(...that's silly, but bare with me...)
The PAM went shopping for a sword but all the store would give him was a butter knife.
The PAM ,though, doesn't use a knife. What are fingers for, after all?
The PAM KNOWS what fingers are for...... nose picking... and she practices OFTEN!!
The PAM nose picks also, but unlike amalia he likes to keep his "little treasures" in a jar on his nightstand.
The jar is so precious that the PAM never cleans the nightstand. Imagine if the jar breaks...
Keep them!?..... I don't have that much self-control.... I EAT 'EM RIGHT AWAY!Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Nothing is tastier than the elusive Sinus Oyster!!
Pam is not really a person but a walrus with a human brain!
Pam is an awful singer!
PAM doesn't like to sing because of the eating-pebbles habbit
PAM eats pebbles, too...she can't accept that she's not a bird.
Pam lives on a tent and tells everyone it's a mansion. *bad pam! :lol:*
The PAM called the bearded lady a man, and got twisted into a pretzel.
PAM complains that people get him misked up for a girl... so for the solution he makes a girl avie.
pam has a pix of her fav actor and a fairie that is my neighborly friend.
pam is so ditsy she hasn't realized this is the INSULT PAM THREAD! (no matter how many times I tell her.)
Pam probably knows good 'Picong'
In Trinidad [Caribbean] there's a type of Calypso called 'Picong'. Two people on stage sing improvisations of insults to one another. The trick is to stay calm, and take it in good humour. The first one to be offended is the loser...so this is similar to that!
(Oooh that's so cool. Back in havana we have something similar but it's more wirh rhyming insults. Called Controversia :p)
Pam is an old n00b! Been here longer than I am yet only 29 posts! *le gasp!*
Lesee I got this down straight, The PAM is a "legal drug"? And I thought I'd got into some weird stuff back in the 70's...
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How's that an insult? 'd be like if I called you the last son of camelot, and expect you to start crying... but then, I can't bring myself to insult PAM.
The PAM has webbed toes.
The PAM uses the toes to eat pop-corn
The PAM eats pop-corn from her dog's bowl.
the pam wears her dog's bowl as a hat and alpo as face cream
The PAM wouldn't know...
the PAM wouldn't know either, he just pretends to
the pam knows too much yet nothing she just pretends that she knows she doesn't know!
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the pam is a legal drug from the tardis!!!!!!!!!
The PAM coats her neighbor in peanut butter. :eek2:
PAM did such a hard disco dance that her pants fell down.