am going back to superman; he appreciated me just as I am...that is, before he started dating that skinny little tick, Lois Lane; but I'll just...
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am going back to superman; he appreciated me just as I am...that is, before he started dating that skinny little tick, Lois Lane; but I'll just...
enter a womens' wrestling tournament and release all my frustrations on...
Other super hero's in revenge. They will be...
So surprised when I squeeze Lois Lane like an ant; I'll enter her secretly, telling everyone that she received super powers when she kissed Superman, then I'll...
...start tickling her till she die of laugh. But whiles I am doing that a shadows appears behind me and...
Oh my, it is my love, Superman who tells me he has always liked me "pleasingly plump" and he flys me away to his...
Secret hideway, where he takes me to his...
refrigerator and I realize he wants me to cook him eggs and bacon; I cry, "You oaf" and he says, "Well a super hero can't...
live on bread alone, he needs a woman's...
Bacon, eggs and orange juice and my fortress of solitude needs its crystalls dusted, what did you think I brought another ...
Crystal and it needs caring for, hey, but now that you're here.' He responds as he grabs a beer and plonks himself on a large crystal sofa. She was so mad that she...
:banana: Kicked him square in his super nuts; He yelled at her, "you are so clumsy, put those back in the bowl...Lois has been here a thousand times and never...
Kicked my nuts about, like that... I was planning on sharing those with you. But now that my nuts are all over the floor, what can I give you? But...
Batman should be here soon, I'm sure he'll bring his nuts. Robin might not have any with him.
So clean up this mess or I have to call Lois and we both know how she is when...
Nuts fall, because we all know you can't suck salty nuts when there dirty, then Lois said...
What is with all these nuts... Quick Wonder Woman sweep up all these nuts. And take those boots off they are...
Foot eating monsters of doom and despair! Run away!....wait you need
to clean up these nuts, before someone slips and breaks their neck. Wonder Woman was furious she rushed over to Lois and
twisted her robotic head off in one sharp movement, so when her head fell to the floor the colour went away from her red eyes, which ended...
All the arguing, wait, suddenly Lois grows two buzukas and starts...
Blowing up the all of Superman's nuts, like a frenzied terminator. Then she grabbed Superman's...
...empty bowl and replaced the remnants of the nuts back into it. 'Oh, why must it take a woman to do these things?!' Lois soliloquises...
"Hey men can put nuts in bowls just as well!" superman bellowed, egearly awaiting loises' reply when finally...
...there is a ring at the door. A tall, lanky young man is standing there when Lois answers it, wearing a...
badger for a hat. "How peculiar", she thinks to herself, "I only.....
...know of one man who wears a badger for a hat, but what would he be doing here?"
"Hey you, fur head," Superman afflicts...
"What do you want", bellowed the badgered hat person "you dead" with this superman gets his hand and strangeled badger hat to death when suddenly...
Lois appears with a epee, swaying it from side to side like an ninja expert... Who knew she could turn into...
...A samuri wrestler. "Wo, Lois, I think I like it better when your dress fits you. And when you don't look like a...
....an orangutan. I mean really, you've got to do something about that.....
Second layer of stomach and that sagging stuff hangoff your arms... Ewwwww. So go and...
soak your fat head fool. Then you will obviously see that.....
Your life is illustrious! and you might...
'Just enjoy obesity... Oh, by the way if you are not going to eat that steak, can I have it... Suddenly she threw the steak and it landed flat on my...'
... face. The meaty juices ran down the sides of my neck and into my shirt. The anger just swelled up inside me, as I slowly removed it and ...
I decided no point waisting this delectable steak. So I ate it just the same and I even took the liberty of licking my shirt... She was furious. She ran over to me and hit me with her...
piece of chihuahua pizza. That's an interesting.....
"hand you have there dear, did you make it yourself, or were you born with it." She squealed like a cat and ran on to the road, getting hit by a...
giant chicken who was chasing the dog who'd tried to get her...