How many ...?

Seven

How many plants are in your house?

Two

How many outdoor doors in yours?

Don't read that too fast...
and the answer to your outdoor door ? is Four

How many types of makeup are you wearing?

Moisturizer with a delicate eye contour by Aveda.

How many songs on your ipod/mp3/iphone..?

(Moisturizer is not makeup, obviously you're not a metrosexual )
thousands
How many movies in your collection?

(it's not? no wonder the trannys take the mickey out of me).

on computer and dvd's about 200.

How many years since you bought a cd?

oooh, I hope I can't be traced but it has been many many years

How many windows in your place of business?

Lots, but I have two in my office for sure.

How many clubs do you belong to?

2

How many drinks did you have this weekend?

6

How many (glasses/cups...) of water do you have a day?

(6...I don't really know you but that would seem very moderate of you)
Lots, at least 8 I have a huge glass in front of me now.


how many people can you openingly discuss your problems/issues with?

None.

How many teeth do you have left?

(sorry to hear that BT:angelsad2:)

all of them

How many years has/had your longest relationship last(ed)?

only 8 years... :(

How long did your last relationship last?

If you mean a romantic relationship, then I have to say that it has not begun yet.

How many friends do you have on internet whom you've never met in real life, yet they have become a part of your life?