Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Naw. But I saw a Frenchfry one time... (rimshot!)

Ever try to figure out how a "slim chance" and a "fat chance" can be the same thing? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif

no, but thank you pen now i will ponder on that ALL DAY...

why do we spend hours thinking of the stupidest things

because the stupid things do not usually fall out of trees.

Why cannot we go for shortcuts?(e.g,Why do we have to write "eye" when we can easily go away with "i"?)

Aye that is one to ponder yet written langauge when put to paper or parchment is art, and art is beauty dependant on detail. If you wish to produce sub-par art, and choose to promote degeneration of art, then I thin it is far that you recieve the critizisms thrown at all sub-par artists.

How did cows survive in the wild?

they ate grass, had kids, ate grass, had more kids

yeah thats about right


how do cochroaches live..

one day at a time.

where is my wallet?

lol well ur wallet went on a vacation with me at the shoe store....here it is...i also cleaned it for you so its light again :) no need to thank me.


why dont guys understand a girls love for shoes

becasue men are sane.

Why can't women let men watch sports in peace?

we do...or i do, lol but then again the last guy i dated was when i was like 12 so i dunno..

why cant girls play football

No time. Around here they're all playing soccer.

Why is the orange called an orange even if it isn't orange but still green?

'cause people aren't as inteligent as us here on litnet.

how often do you come on litnet?

lol why dont we go with how often are you off litnet...i have a healthy balance of litnet and myspace...well from9pm-3am 11am-6pm im on here steady, but i pop in and out othertimes...i live here basicly lol

same ?

Sometime you tell the days
By the bottle that you drink
Sometimes when you're alone
All you do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'wanted: Dead or Alive...

Thanks, Bon Jovi!

Like the song?

nah not really, I much prefered Seger's turn the page, really captures, life on the road much more poetically imo:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Seger

On a long and lonesome highway, east of omaha.
You can listen to the engine moaning out its one lone song
You can think about woman, or the girl you knew the night before,
But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do.
When your riding sixteen hours and theres nothing much to do
And you dont feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through

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http://radioblogclub.com/open/126509...n%20The%20Page
great song!!!!

anyways.

What does soot taste like?

burnt toast....like realy realy burnt toast

why do we build things out of realy nice wood just to pain it white