King of the hill

Humm I mention to pensy that this year's live read may very well be placed at a time suited to her joining in, she gets so excietd she jumps up and down, takes flight and abandons the hill, when it just so happens I am on it, and so..
MY HILL!!

I asked Night very politely to give back MY HILL.....but she refused. I applied force even..... but she didnt budge :rolleyes:

Then.....I bribed her with life-long unlimited supply of her favourite..... Cheesecake :nod: She simply melted upon seeing the offer :D

And, here I am on MY HILL :banana: :D

Madhuri sat on her hill for so long that her leg fell asleep and she couldn't move. She'd twitch and wiggle around not noticing that I had creeped up behind her. Then I spooked her with my Nosferatu impression ... she couldn't help herself. Fear overwhelmed her and she ran screaming into the sunset.

So here I was, Queen of the Hill again.

Guinevere's Hill

I tell her lancelot is waiting in the clearing yonder.

MY HILL

I broke up with him years ago so your information doesn't impress me much. But I humour you since you clearly haven't spent a lot of time on the hill. And everybody deserves a go.

While you start making yourlesf at home on your hill, my darling Arthur, who forgave me for my misshap draws his sword and threatens to cut out your tongue if you don't remove yourself from MY HILL. Of course you obey, and so here I am on MY HILL.

Telling Guinivere about my superpowers is enough to scare her away, leading me to the possession of my very own hill!

Pensive's Hill! :D

I unleashed a swarm of voracious locusts on Pensive's hill. The locusts devoured all the crops on said hill, leaving Pensive rather hungry, hungry enough to break into a buried stash of decade old Spam brand meat product. The Spam brand meat product was enough to hold Pensive over for a few days, but she eventually broke down and had to leave the hill.
This left me in somewhat of a quandary, as I wanted to claim the hill as my own, but realized I would suffer the same fate as Pensive if I did not chase off the remaining locusts and replenish the hill's crops.
I emptied my savings account and used 25% of the money to purchase some locust poison, seeds, and some farming equipment. I used the second 25% of my savings to form a posse of hill dwellers willing to go up the hill and battle the locusts. With the last of my savings, I hired some more hill dwellers to go plant the crops, and some mercenaries to stand guard to ensure that none of the other lit-netters tried to claim the hill during the planting.
After a few months, the crops finally began to reappear. I sweet talked the hill-dwellers to act as my marching band as I triumphantly climbed to the top of the hill and planted my guidon...

THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!

I simply have to tell DJ that there is an interesting offer for him, where he can do a parachute landing on to his favourite hill, for which he has slogged so much.

An offer he couldnt refuse :nod:

And I ask my pilot friend to make him land on the locust infested hill :p :D

I am now on MY HILL :banana: :D

Maddie, one much given to drawing in the sand, can't resist the all-expenses-paid, two week beach stay I offer her, but unfortunately, the plane lands in the Sahara instead. So I guess I'll just have to suffer on my hill a little longer.:bawling:

Oh, who am I kidding? It's a party up here! :banana: :banana: :banana:

Zanna's hill....

While zanna is throwing this little party, I get a bunch of elves to make a train and, of course, zanna can't resist the idea of joining. Zanna grabs onto the nearest elf's shoulders and wheeeeee off they go.... Lala lala laalaa

The hill has now been returned to its rightfull owner.

All MINE :)

Whimsy's Hill...

Celebrating the re-capture of the hill, Whimsy has one too many egg-nogs... which is bad enough... but there is a great big bowl of evil smelling punch that is waiting on the table ... Whimsy's face plunges into the bowl and glug glug glug.... Wow is MY Hill :lol:

Having just acquired super-powers which are far greater than those I had before, my mere demand is enough to make Haven return back my very own hill to me. Yeah, all hail power!

Pensive's Hill!

Niamh sends Pensive this treasure map to an amazing underground library that held all the books she has ever desired to read and more. With a hint or too of really good airconditioning and lighting as never seen before in pensives home, she skips with joy and goes off in search of the hidden library which leads her to a sinking swamp that swallows her up!

My Hill! :D

While Niamh is quietly contemplating the beauty of the hill, she hears a distant shout. "FORE!" Looking around to see where it came from she is suddenly surprised when a golf ball lands very close to her. It gives her such a fright she faints. B comes looking for his ball only to discover a passed out Niamh. He calls emergency services, which arrives with no delay, and pretty little Niamh is carried away. "Hey! There's my ball!", announces B. "Boom-chaka-laka I declare this hill as mine! Par 3, 225m"

B's Hill

After Niamh finds her self awake in A&E she decides to seek revenge on B and his golf ball and retrieve her hill. With a good arm for throwing and being quite strong for a girl, she grabs hold of a bowling ball and throws it at a great speed straight into B's chest and sends him rocketing to the other side of the world where he freezes into a statue like form of a man in flight with a bowling ball tucked into his tummy. Niamh sit on to of the hill and declares!
"My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!"