Broken twisted body... His eyelids open and he...
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Broken twisted body... His eyelids open and he...
said, " Darling, don't ever.................
Flip like that again... And if you leave I will...
stop singing and......
never begin again...
And even that would be to soon. Let me...
regain my composure, can you pass me a vodka martini, shaken not stirred, before...
I leave for my flight to France.
upon arriving in France I will get the connecting flight to Rome to complete my .......
Fortress, to prepare to fight the vicious....
army of nose-goblins, which when they last came...
scared me out of my wits and I ran away to...
deep pools of nightmare. I never once had considered that...
I will need a change of clothes. So, I ...
dashed to the shoe store to order a cheeseburger!(Don't sue me, Dave Pilkey!)
That ought to.....
But they were closed. I was furious so I...
picked up my shotgun and emptied the town of all the remaining zombies. On the way back...
I found a penny on the ground.
As I bent to pick it up, a.......
Big black dog bit my...
arse and now I can't
Sit down, as a tooth is logged... So I wriggle and wriggle... Oh no, it has...
turned into a foogoo fish!
Run away it will.....
Explode any moment now.
Just keep running... But wait wha is that... Is it a plane, are bird, no, no... It's...
Actually just a bird. My bad. I thought it was.....
Wonder woman... But wait this bird can talk. It said...
"Oh no, Wonder Woman has fallen into the cactus and torn her...
shorts in two. Who knew she had...
wonder buttocks? But then again, beauty is in the eye of...
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
the person who just purchased that great can...
of Spinach, munching away and flexing his forearms while leaning on...
a dusty flying carpet, he gave Miss Wonder's mighty buttocks a smack and with one swift leap...
entered the Astral plane and awaited his body's arrival soon afterwards. However,
he didn't anticipate Wonder Woman and her natural ability to...
merge with his; she suddenly became aware that her body was no longer...
As strong as she thought it was, her eyes welt and she fell helplessly into his arms
Until her tears had stopped and her heart....
was given unto him with delight. But he
Dropped her saying, "Blimey, winch, you must weigh twenty stone" and she began to...
Cry, as her heart was broken. "Me," she says sadly. "But I am Wonder Woman I...