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RJbibliophil's hill
Rather confused as to how much good U-boats would really do on our hill, Zanna confronts RJ --
"Now look here, I don't care if you use outdated WWII tactics, but leave the U-boats out of it, alright? My hill is rather landlocked, so you had better take those rusty ol' submarines right back where you found them! They're a disgrace! Next thing I know, there'll be cars up on blocks lying around! This hill may be homey, but it's not trashy!"
And so I have my hill all to myself again. :)
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The hill has been deserted so long that it reverts to its default condition as
MY HILL
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
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little does nightshade know and at this exact moment a troup of leprechauns, hobyas, ghools, elves, goblins and the unseelie atriod, are charging up the hill to claim it in the name of Niamh the Nymph!
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And the smilies trip them all up and dump them in vats of iron infested custard
mwahahahaha
:lol:
my hill!!
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but night doesnt spot the fairies flying above her that knock all her smilies 100 miles away from the hill,and blast her with pisoegs, making her run down the hill in fear of the dreaded curses placed on her!
My Hill! ;)
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Niamh doesnt realise that the tunnles form the original hill still exsist so I just walked up underneath her and tipped her off teh throne...my hill!!!
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then niamh gives night a good rhinehouse kick in the hinny and sends her to the moon.
My hill
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Where I meet Ernie, dance on a moonbeam and then make a wish on a star
and have my hill once again :p
My hill
and niamh is on mars...
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Where she gets a lift on a martians inc. spaceship, which runs nightie off the hill by pounding her with turnips, and beams niamh back onto the hill. Nighie is nursing bruised bones in shreks swamp.
My hill
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(You forget the martians lve ME I was an exhibit in their museum after all....)
but the Martians are treacherous people and they kick you out..
and sell teh hill to me!
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The biggest shareholder of Martian Knives INC! decides he wants to have the hill in his backyard. He uses a vacuum cleaner to suck up all unwanted objects and people of the hill and stores them in a pocket universe. Nightshade is trapped there and the hill is transported to his backyard, where it sits nicely amongst the cultivated gardens.
If you are wondering who the biggest shareholder of Martian Knives INC! is, wonder no more, it is His Royal Highness the Benevolent and Just King Aimus the first Ruler of the Infinite Universe, Mars, and the nation of the Glorious Turnip. Also known as ME!
My hill. :D
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His royal highness forgot that the greatest ever Martian Knives INC! pocket knife was on the hill and I cut my self out of the pocket universe and with another handy gadget rewrite the space time continuum and write out the existence of the once king of Mars :p
:D
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I tell Night that there is chaos in the last thread of the Philosphy forum. She runs off, as she has got a chance to press the red mod button.
As she is now lost in the world of Internet searching for the thread, I can relax on MY HILL :D :D :banana:
MY HILL !!! :D
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I run up to Madhuri and knock him over the head with a cucumber, then I take the hill and leave for a place no one has ever been before. With MY HILL !!
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I tell Guinivere that Madhuri is not a 'him' but a 'her' and Guinivere, who is a staunch feminist and believes that stuff should never be snatched away from a female, starts weeping at such a poor treatment of a female such as Madhuri by her ownself. During all this, her attention remains away from my very own hill and I find it the best opportunity to get it all for myself!
My Hill! :p
