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Spit is spit, I will grant that, but a voluntary expectoration has a deeper, genuine aspect to it, which is much appreciable, don't you think?

Isn't spitting similar to love in this way?

Are you saying it is impossible to force a camel to spit?

Did it come out that way? Will you please accept my apology?

How would one go about forcing a camel to spit?

Would slapping the creature in the face have effect?

Perhaps to rile the beast?!?

But isn't getting a camel to spit more of a coaxing type of method?

well, what about tickling?

Well, where would you tickle a camel? Who would be compelled to do such a thing?

Isn't spitting the camel in the face the best method? Would they not gladly return the favour?

How can we judge their emotions? Is it not possible that spit is a one way, take-only relationship for camels?

Wouldn't that be selfish? Don't you think Camels like to give?

Is spitting really giving? Don't the camels receive some special warm feelings themselves when they spit? Couldn't spitting even be considered selfish?

Was I not referring to them not spitting in return as being a selfish act? Should I have expressed myself more clearly?

Is there a field of study linked specifically to camel expectoration? If there is, should we feel obligated to do our research before posing these questions, well intentioned though they are?

Who has the link to that journal, Camelitae Napolitanae?

Who's going to look into this matter? Isn't there some camel expert nearby we can ask to clarify?

Isn't anyone going to ask me?

Are you a camel expert?

Do you think I am? Who can tell?

Aren't you the one who knows best?

Don't you think I was just saying that?

Can there be such a person?

You mean saying that?

Did I not make it clear that I was talking about a camel expert?

You mean I didn't acknowledge that?

are you or are you not an export in camel behaviour?

An expert or an export? Can one man be both? Will a knowledgable man ever accept the task of exporting a camel?

Exporting a camel? Who would want to export a camel when they are so useful? (Camels don't need gas, right?)

Are camels not gas producing animals?

So are we back talking about camels?

You too, eh, Willow?

Why do you think i'm two? wouldn't it be wierd if i'll be two?

two, did he not say too?

DOes it look like i ment too and not two?

is that what you meant?

Why is it that unclear?

Can we talk about medievel damsels in distress instead?

Why not medieval knights in distress? (those tournaments were tough!)

But are not the damsels spectators at these tournaments? Is that not a situation that is cause for much distress?

Should we ask a knight that question?

Isn't the brave knight in distress too busy being in distress due to saving the damsel in distress?