Well yes, but someone else is always right behind.
Which character from literature would you most like to bowling with?
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Well yes, but someone else is always right behind.
Which character from literature would you most like to bowling with?
Popeye, only he would keep sending the bowling ball through the concrete wall
Who from literature would be your sidekick for robbing banks?
Definitely Sun Wukong.
Which character from literature would you most like to pummel with a sock full of warm manure?
Fagin
Which literature character is the best crime fighter?
Sherlock Holmes
What charater from literature would you most wast to, um, date?
Fidelma of Cashel, from the Sister Fidelma series. She is a beautiful redhead and a Princess in her own right once she dropped out of the religious life...
Who should delivery your eulogy?
Nobody. Anyone who thinks I'm all that great can be nice to me now.
If there is reincarnation do you want to be the same sex next time?
If I have to remember this life, yeah, because that would feel weird....
In the heart of the abyss does hope sing?
Yes, but unfortunately it's a Wayne Newton song
Did the ladies on Mars ever give up cigars?
Assuming that they are there, no, it's the Martian way of life.
Would you like to go to Mars, if it like John Carter of Mars?
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Which question has not been asked?
If I had the answer to that, I wouldn't be on here asking foolish questions!
Why is it wrong to dislike someone?
Because it implies you give a sh*t.
Do clams have mouths?
Yes, and they have pearly teeth.
To baa or not to baa?
To baa. But it's technically known as a Souzaphone.
If you had all the tea in China, would it really still be in China? So then what would you have?
A villa in China.
Why do people switch horses in mid-stream?
So they don't contaminate the specimen.
Didn't the Tarters live kind of far from the ocean to have had much need of Tarter sauce?
No. These are the people who invented Tarter Control toothpaste.
What was the great fuss about the Visigoths?
They were a bunch of smart Alarics.
Was there a Decline and Summer of the Roman Empire?
With some of their insane Caesars, likely.
Why do geese fly in v formation?
They have a very primitive alphabet.
If a deaf bear sh*t in the woods, and no one heard, would it make a sound?
Not that the bear could hear, anyhoo
If your dog is trained to eat at the ring of a bell, what happens when it's your turn to host the bell choir practice?
In the immortal words of Jethro Bodine: I'll be dogged if I know!
How come Pavlov wanted dog spit anyway?
Who knows what madness lurks in the realms of scientists?Not even the Shadow knows....
Who would want to be the patient they are using in the transplant a human head experiment?
Not me. Until spinal cord reattacment is possible without paralysis, I'll wait for full body brain transplants.
Are the floors of griffins' caves lined with old newspaper?
Griffin lore dates from around 3000 B.C., long before newspapers, so the floors are actually lined with old papyrus scrolls.
How did the chimera's three heads decide who would be dominant?
The one with the brains in its butt made all the decisions. That's how management works.
Aren't chimps in zoos showing a lot of control by not giving everyone the finger?
Dunno, different cultures have different flip-off gestures, while throwing poop is pretty universal.
How does she make any money selling seashells by the seashore, where everyone can find them?
Good point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
I think she's really selling drugs.Quote:
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If you were a baby, would you be lulled into blissful sleep by a song about cradles falling out of trees?
I imagine to some that would be better than reality, sad to say... But, no, it would terrify me.
Why does "poppa go a hunting, to get a little rabbit skin to wrap the baby bunting in? How big are these bunnies?
Well, big bunnies, but with little skins. The stretch marks were appalling. And who exactly was taking care of Baby Bunting if Mama went a'milking while Papa went a'hunting? I'm calling Child Protective Services, that's all I can say.
If ginger men screamed as you bit off their limbs would they still be so yummy?
Yes, but you would feel like a cannibal
Did you ever consider that a violin is played by horse-hair on cat-intestines?
No.
Why do older people in every generation bemoan contemporary music when they know the generation preceding them bemoaned theirs?
Age brings forgetfulness
If Farmer Brown takes a cow to market, sells her, and buys two more cows, how long will it take him to become a Cattle Baron?
Unless he got magic beans for them, he can pretty much forget about it.
If the Germans had let gays in the military during WWI, would there have been a Pink Baron?
Gays, particularly military Gays, are as fond of deep red as they are of pink...so, probably not.
Is there any explanation for why Paul McCartney, one of the greatest songwriters ever, wrote the horrific dreck he wrote with Wings?
1. He had no Lennon to go back and forth with.
2. He had nothing left to prove and no need for money, and so was just having fun.
Where do socks go when they vanish from the dryer?
On the road a bit, just to get their heads together after the break up. Note that one is almost always left behind.
Shouldn't people start parking their cars under sofa cushions so they'll always have their keys?
If cars get any smaller, they might!
BTW, Unless Farmer Brown buys a BULL, he ain't gonna make it!
If train A leaves station C at 5:15 and train B leaves station D at 5:20 is there any chance students still care about word problems?
Not if they were magic les-beans!Quote:
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