Tranquility: An early death
Serendipity
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Tranquility: An early death
Serendipity
Serendipity: the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. In other words, an impossiblity. Remember whose dictionary, and universe, this is :reddevil:.
Devil
Devil: Someone who teases you with the illusory cage of matter and gives you hell, but smiles when you end your struggling by walking through the walls.
Patience
Patience: An English form of the Latin word for suffering.
Patience is a virtue,
Possess it if you can;
Seldom in a woman,
And never in a man.
Passion (from a related Latin root, btw):
Passion: Fire, suit of wands, instinct, intuition. Suffering. Ecstasy. Driven, driving fantasy.
Projection
Projection: A British project that attempted to generate oxygen ions, with the aim of creating static shocks in panzer tanks in WWII. Mostly a failure, it just made the storm-troopers angry.
Utopia
Utopia: A contrived Greek word meaning "no place."
Soviet Union
Soviet Union: a collection of atheist nations that denied the existence of the devil, and paid the consequences.
silly mid off
A position in Jiminey Cricket's Sex Manuel; forerunner of the silly walk.
Caviar
Caviar - ridiculously overpriced fish eggs
Dipsomaniac
Dipsomaniac: an alcoholic who can still afford a psychiatrist
Armed forces
Armed Forces: Military personnel who are sometimes called "peace keepers", "consultants", and "supporting troops" because to call them soldiers would sound too much like a declaration of war.
Insurgents:
Insurgents: Armed civilians whose healthcare insurance no longer covers anger management
Cigarettes
Cigarettes: Dried plant life, often tobacco or marijuana, wrapped in thin paper. The point of constructing this is to light up one end while lips hold the other end still. Then comes the inhaling and exhaling. The smoke follows the breath into the lungs and out again under the theory that normal air is not organic enough for civilized consumption.
Oil
Oil: A vestige of the dinosaur that retains much of its potential for killing. Historical: A substance in the head of a whale sometimes confused with sperm.
Zoo