If I were a ______, what would you be?

an awkward cartoon super-hero

If I were an awkward cartoon super-hero, what would you be?

A cartoon villain

If I were supergirl, what would you be?

Glitter beguiled

If I were a recliner, what would you be?

reclined

If I were a frog, what would you be?

A princess

If I were a wheelbarrow, what would you be?

It's load, maybe.

If I were a shovel, what would you be?

The snow :D

If I were a frozen pond, what would you be?

Most likely... an unbalanced/fallen ice skater :p

If I were a snowplough, what would you be?

Sunshine.

If I were sunshine, what would you be?

A sundown :)

If I were a meteor falling from the heavens, what would you be?

The Blob

If I were The Blob, what would you be?

Probably... the trail.

If I were a trail of tears, what would you be?

At a motorcycle rally

If I were a participant, what would you be?

The stadium.

If I were an endangered animal, what would you be?

Majoring in exotic animal husbandry

If I were the crest of a wave, what would you be?

The rocks the wave crashes on

If I were a dinosaur, what would you be?

A Jurassic park :)

If I were Central Park, what would you be?

New York!

If I were your next door neighbor, what would you be?

Your next door neighbor.

If I were a cannibal, what would you be?

Scared. Are you gonna eat me?

If I were a predator, what would you be?

a trap

If I were a carpenter, what would you be?

nails and hammer

If I were a mansion, what would you be?

The ghost haunting it.

If I were a ghost, what would you be?

Spirited

If I were an eggcorn, what would you be?

confused

If I were a pomeranian, what would you be?

annoyed

If I were a crayon, what would you be?

childish

If I were a mechanical pencil, what would you be?

The paper

If I were a piñata, what would you be?

The decorations. :p

If I were thread holding the teddy bear's nose on, what would you be?

Most likely... a rebel nose! :p :)

If I were a home appliance, what would you be?

The circuit breaker

If I were an ancient building, what would you be?

A Historian who's discovering this ancient building! :p

If I were a nickel, what would you be?

The number 5 :)

If I were silver, what would you be?

gold!

If I were red, what would you be?

Blue

If I were a killer whale, what would you be?

A Dolphin

If I were laughing, what would you be?

Tickling you

If I were Skittles, what would you be?

Tasting the rainbow! :lol:

If I were an oreo, what would you be?

Licking the cream, then dipping in milk

If I were a shooting star, what would you be?

Making a wish.

If I were a church bell, what would you be?