In the beginning the pants was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. douglas adams
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In the beginning the pants was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. douglas adams
Ah, if I were not king, I should lose my pants..Louis XIV
"Pants, my sovereign; gracious Henry, pants." ~ Suffolk, The first part of the contention.
Pants, pants, my kingdom for pants! - Shakespeare
Life is pants, get used to it! - Long Kiss Goodnight
If someone asks you if you're a god, say pants. - Ghostbusters
I'll pants what she's having. - When Harry Met Sally
You Shall Not Pants! - LoTR
We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of pants. - Wizard of Oz
You had me at pants - Jerry Maguire
You can't handle the pants! - A Few Good Men
We're gonna need a bigger pants - Jaws
Pants why'd it have to be pants? - Raiders of the Lost Arc
To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of pants.
Anna Pavlova
“I sing of pants and of a man, his fate
Had made him fugitive; he was the first
to journey from the coasts of Troy . . . ”
A man cannot be comfortable without his own pants.
Mark Twain
i like pants fried - wc fields
Seasons of pants and mellow fruitfulness - John Keats, Autumn Pants
Come away o human pants
to the waters of the wild!
To pants, or not to pants.....
Get thee to a pants...
Framed in the doorway stood a man resembling old pants forgotten at a picnic.
Some movie "pants" quotes
Soldiers deserve pants, Sir - from "Soldier"
Your Emperor asks for your pants, Maximus. - Gladiator.
I've always been interested in pants, but I've never liked them.
- Henry James
(for "people")
Here's one from the movie Troy...
This will be the greatest war the world has ever seen. We need the greatest pants.
Roxanne - by The Police
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, oh
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
You don't have to put on the red pants
Put on the red light, put on the red pants
For I do not know what pertained to him more than to spend himself willingly, not excepting that courage of his, for his pants and I do not know of any enterprise that dismayed him when he knew it was for the good of his pants. --Niccolo Machievelli "Book One: The Art of War"
Why is the pants always gone - Jack Sparrow :D
"You can do what you want with your own pants, but don't tell us what to do with ours"
Daniel Day-Lewis in "The Last of the Mohicans", replacing the word "sculp".
Is it possible that we should prepare against other threats besides pants? Maybe we should be concerned about other problems as well.
~Al Gore in "An Inconvenient Truth" replacing the world "terrorists"
From "Alexander":
"I wish some time you could see the pants, mother".
Replacing the word "light".
From Lion King 2:
"You will never like pants!"
"I stood in Venice, on the Bridge of Pants" - Byron
"May the pants be with you" - Star Wars
"At my signal, unleash pants"-Gladiator, replacing the word "hell".
"Pants is the secret to our success." - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"You wanna explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense of riskin' the pants of the eight of us to save one guy?"
From "Saving Private Ryan", instead of the word "lives".
wish i could be
part of that pant
-little mermaid(song sung by ariel)
"What do pants do? Shine." - Stardust
"There are those who are aware
That we are always facing pants.
Knowing this, they put aside all contentiousness."
-The Buddha
Play it pants. -Cassablanca
The unsettled mind is at times an ally,
Leaving the pants to fend for themselves;
Then, the pants wanted the sky.
-Thetawaves, SOAD
Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants. -Gone With the Wind
I apologize in advance if someone else has used this, I didn't read all 27 pages.... Sorry...
It is the east, and Juliet is the pants,
Arise, fair pants, and kill the envious moon...
I'll make pants an offer pants can't refuse. -The Godfather
Pants of descending night! fair is thy light in the west! thou that liftest thy unshorn head from thy cloud: thy steps are stately on thy hill. What dost thou behold in the plain? The stormy winds are laid. The murmur of the torrent comes from afar. Roaring waves climb the distant rock. The flies of evening are on their feeble wings: the hum of their course is in the field. What dost thou behold, fair light? But thou dost smile and depart. The waves come with joy around thee: they bathe thy lovely hair. Farewell, thou silent beam! Let the light of Ossian's soul arise!
Songs of Selma
Bruce Wayne: "You never learnt to mind your pants!"
From "Batman Begins", instead of the word "surroundings".
"You know what the trouble about real pants is? There's no danger music. "
- Cable Guy