because it's prickley like a pine tree and sweet like an apple
why doesn't any one tell me any thing?
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because it's prickley like a pine tree and sweet like an apple
why doesn't any one tell me any thing?
Because they assume you are the ultimate carrier of knowledge already.
Why are wheels round?
Friction.
Why do people ask stupid questions? :rolleyes: http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/a050.gif
Cuz the thread title told us to.
Why would anyone want to sleep with the fishes?
Because the porpoises won't have anything to do with them.
What is up with Oprah?
Unstable blood sugar from back and forth dieting
Why do flies fly?
because they are too lazy to crawl...
Why do chicken have small heads?
Because they like small hats.....
Why do people lie?
That's the most comfortable position in which to sleep.
Who got da funk?
Mr Da Funk.
Why do pigs squeal?
They can't sing the words.
Why do possums insist on crossing highways, given their high death rate?
To give passengers on buses something to "oh" and "ah" over.
Why is my boss such a taskmistress?
It's just the way he stands that makes you think that.
Why are lost objects always to be found in the last place I look?
Because why would you continue looking after youve found it?
What will happen if we all just laugh for eternity?
We would all be very happy people! (With very sore sides.)
If you give a moose a cookie, what happens when the reindeer get jealous?
They "butt" you out of santa's gift list!
Why does the stork deliver children and not a penguin?
Because there's something Mr. Stork doesn't know . . . O_O :p
Why is why spelled why?
Since it would be silly to spell it "whigh".
Why does a cat meow?
Because it is constantly trying to mimic a nasal NY accent. :p Jk,jk :D
Why must pregnant women go into labor?
Just like when exercising, no pain, no gain.
(Hi there Drame! Internet is still out here. I just chanced upon this computer shop. :()
Why are there Size 0 models?
Hi Lain! So relieved to see you around! I sent toni an email in a state of pain and worry yesterday..whew...:) We missed you!
Because they have gotten so skinny that you may as well be viewing 0 flesh.
Why do we use slang?
Toni will be real touched, Mira. I'm :blush: << for her. I don't when we'll be back, I really don't. (i can't even open Yahoo, for goodness sakes.) But this I can tell you: We're hurting and we're missing the LitNet people. :bawling:
Because we can't use Cockney for an accent.
Why do ostriches have such loooong necks?
So that they can look over their neighbours wall, very inquistive birds.
why do we burp?
because it is polite
where's wally?
In the Dilbert cartoons. Oh, not that Wally! Sorry! :blush:
What is the basic difference between men and women? :D
the WO :D
Why is water transparent?
So the fish can see each other better.
Why are our nostrils the same size as our fingers?
Evolutionary adaptation to lack of tissues and to establish dominance over the enemy in battle by grossing them out.
Why does food go bad?
because its parents never hugged it.
why do blue and yellow make green?
Because red was already taken.
Why does a dog drink from the toilet?
Bad eyesight. Looks like his doggy dish to him.
Why do people pay for bottled water that is probably no more pure than what comes out of their faucet? They sell filleters for the facet too, you know? :idea:
Because people, like me, like the idea of water in a bottle.
Why do people associate the sun with warmth?
Because it was around long before electric blankets
Why does my &%^$# computer keep crashing?
Because it is a bad driver.
Why does death happen?
The worms need food
Why do worms exist?
So we can fish.
Why do some people insist on telling jokes that aren't funny?
So we appreciate the funny jokes more
Why do people never laugh at my jokes?
because
you are just not funny.
.:lol: :lol: :lol:
why is fire hot'.:flare:
Er...because you're one of those who insist on telling bad jokes. Sorry to have to break it to you, kilt. ;)
What does the fatherly advice "keep your nose clean" really mean?
Fire is hot because it is constantly working out and spending money on beauty care :p
Keep your nose clean is a hint at becoming a rich Tissue Production Tycoon later on to be able to buy your father a great retirement home.
What is the point of photosynthesis?