King of the hill

Rachel has the hill , I knock on the door weith a bsdket full of Smilies and ask for shelter because half the smilies were eaten and AImus is in control of the Smilirs creation factoryand wont let me near it unless I agree to join the Dasterdlies, eternally. SO obviously the smilies and I need a place of refuge where we can discuss our opitions in peace.
SO rachel lets us in but what she doesnt know is by nature we are greedy so we gently ease her out of control and take over ourselves but out of gratitude we let her live here, and serve the greater smilie cause :D
I name this hill SmillieHaven!

Nightshade has the hill.

I stand next to her bucket'o'smilies and scowl until all of them start looking a little glum. While she runs them off to the emergency room, I claim the hill.

MY HILL!

beer-good has the hill.

I sing songs which forces beer-good to leave her room and I gets my hill!

Pensive's Hill! My Hill!

Pensive has the hill.

Of course, not for long..............
See, I bring out that ole bird cage again, but she, seeing it, flies right into the other bird cage I had waiting in the exact opposite direction. She swings in the cage, watching television and eating intitution food, as the hill returns to its master............me!

Milalil has the hill.

Pensive tell Mililalil that his face is pale, Mililalil who is very conscious about his looks and health, starts to cry on this so Pensive runs away with her very own HILL!

Pensive's Hill!

Pensive has the hill.

The Dragon is frankly fed up with having to take it back from a little blue bird all the time, yet still on a non-violence kick. I trap her in a time-warp bubble, so that she contiues to fly and think the hill is hers. Meanwhile, I brought armor against Amius' lighting strikes, so I rest and watch. MY HILL. (A warning: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ak...smiley-074.gif

Pen the Dragon has the hill

Since he has bought anti-lightning armor at walmart, I decide it's time to do things the easy way. As everyone knows, dragons love gold. I buy a couple of buckets of gold-paint and use it to cover a distant mountain in it. The sparkle catches the Dragon's eye, and of he flies to get the gold. I also picked up a couple of automated dragon defense systems and set up a perimiter agains all things flying.

My Hill, cleaned and all, filled with Iron Maiden memorabilia

Aimus, oh wise frog, has the hill.

Since he has protection from all things flying, I approach underground, a trait he seems to have forgotten about Dragons. Yes, we love gold, but we hoard it in hollowed out caverns underground. I come out right under him, and smile my toothy grin. He gets the message and is gone! I clean the place up. MY HILL!

Pen the tunneling dragon has the hill

his poor cleaning of the place angers me, and I hire a bunch of dragon hunters to slay him. While they fail miserable, they do manage to get him in the air, where I shoot him with several Ground to air missiles. He crashes into the hill next door.

I take back my hill, reinstall the anti dragon defenses, install underground death traps, and listen to some good music while enjoying the view. :D

I apply to King Aim to be housekeeper of the hill. He sits down to contemplate such a wierd question and lo I quickly sprinkle faerie dust over him. He falls asleep with a smile on his face dreaming of cows and that ever tasty grass. I gently wrap him in my comforter and roll him down the hill where baby Night is fast asleep cuddling her smiliies.
I have the hill, the clean beautiful non polluted hill. Oh dance for joy!

Rachel has the hill.

I tell her that there are some drowning puupies in the lake near the hill, Rachel runs off to save them

My Hill.

(The puppies were plastic decoys, no actual puppies were used)

papaya has the hill.

a cloud appears over papaya and it begins to rain plastic decoy puppies--- only on papaya. the cloud follows papaya around as she tries to escape the cloud.

goodbye papaya... the hill is mine!

Alas, the hill is actually a landfill mound, and has been oozing biochemical waste and methane gas for some time now, and poor poor Amanda ignites in a spontaneous combustion flashed by her own smug victory. The hill is now barren, but I claim it as my own.

Jarndyce has the hill.

Don't you worry about the hill being barren, Aimus will redecorate it. He's obsessive like that ;).
Since the hill's been oozing biochemical waste and methane gas for some time now, it's all nice and glowy, good for missile homing in. Of course, I also need some tin foil to divert the ground-to-air missiles. Hence, I bomb Jarndyce off the hill and rightfully reclaim it.

My hill.

Jay has the hill.

I call in my hazmat team to decon the hill, running Jay and her tin foil off.

My Hill.

Papaya has the hill :p

Once the decontamination's done, Papaya stretches out and enjoys a nice day on the hill, when suddenly a cloud appears. Bees attack! Wonder who put that pot of honey under Papaya's deckchair... Papaya runs for her life!

My hill! :p

Jay's hill.

Unfortunately for Jay, the mail boxes were stolen, and the rent check never made in on time. Eviction notice!!!

My hill.

That's for the haz mat cleanup, by the way. Much more tidy now.

Jarndyce has the hill.

I manage to flee with everything before the eviction guys come with blazing guns, and who don't they find on MY hill? Yes, that's right, Jarndyce ;). After they've taken him/her away, I put all my stuff back and enjoy myself.

My hill!

That blasted Jay's hill again.

Seems though that I've left a nice little gift for him as the marshalls dragged me away. Termites, silver fish, and stink bugs. Stuff eaten, possessions dust, place smelling of waste, Jay buggers off.

I bring my handy Burroughs bug juice, and reclaim my hill.

Jarndyce's hill

Jarndyce accidently drinks that bug juice and stumbles off hill.

My Hill

Papaya's hill.

From the bottom, I use the juice in manner it was intended. I float up the hill, play a little William Tell with Papaya, and...

The hill is mine.

Jarndyce has the hill.

He (right?) celebrates his victory, gets so drunk he can't tell what's a hallucination and what's true, chases something to the edge of the hill and becomes another entry of the war-like chronicles of the hill's owners ;)

My hill!

Jay's Hill.

Wait, what's that? A Slovakian Army, marching up the hill? Oh, and Jay is confused. Should he fight? Should he join? Should he embrace? Should he ask Vaclav Havel for help?

In his confused stupor, he's easily toppled.

My hill, again.

Jarndyce has the hill.

I receive the belated intel about the Slovakian army, who came to help me get rid of Jarndyce. They do their thing and

the hill's mine!

Jay has the hill.

I find one of those tent revival preachers and they rain hellfire and brimstone down, running Jay off the hill. I pay the preacher to leave.

My Hill.

Papaya has the hill.

I spike Papaya's tea with a sedative. When she's sleeping, I prepare a spooky scene around her, having pacted with the devil, he lent me a few noisy and scary ghosts, ready to have some fun. After Papaya awakes from her drugged slumber, she sees the spooks, still being desoriented from being sedated, she flees the hill.

My hill.

Jay has the hill.

The hill sees me returning, and, knowing its own master, it says to Jay, "Get off of me!", in earthquake tones. She runs for the other hills, like the Iron Maiden song suggests.

My hill.

Mil has the hill.

The Iron Maiden shrine has GOT to go! Coming out of the Shadow Realm directly before him, I chase him off with slightly singed pants. Then the Dragon Fire purifies the hill, and with it still aglow white hot, I mold it with my talons, remaking it in my image. MY HILL! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ti...smiley-003.gif

Pen has the Hill.

I bring out the entire wolf pack, surround the dragon, bite at his heels until he can't stand it any longer and runs off.

My HILL!

darling Virgil has the hill.
I think hard, he is very clever, then I walk up the hill tell him of a present he can have(I whisper into his ear) he smiles says adieu and runs whooping down the hill all the way home.
I sit down and laugh until I realilze the trouble I am in when he finds out. But oh well.....

The hill is mine and when I get knocked off I will go to confession

until then,,,,,,,,,THIS HILL IS MINE,,,,,,,,wahooooooooo

Dear Rachel has the hill

I run up the hill to tell her that Virgil has discovered her trick and is furious and she had better apologize immediately less he do something rash. Rachel practicly flies down the hill to Virgil.

The hill is mine!

yikes...........

Virgil forgives me........sort of, but he stomps away to relax and calm down at a fancy Italian restaurant in another country. I wipe away the sweat and then I depart for faerieland. I return shortly with a pale shimmery basket chock full of wondrous treats.
'Dear Piglet' I call "do come down and see what faerie Kindness has sent to you"
Wowie here I come she squeals and in no time my precious piglet is sitting happily at the bottom of the hill taking gift after gift from the majik basket.
I run up full of joy and I take the hill. whew this is getting exhausting really.,

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Originally Posted by rachel

darling Virgil has the hill.
I think hard, he is very clever, then I walk up the hill tell him of a present he can have(I whisper into his ear) he smiles says adieu and runs whooping down the hill all the way home.
I sit down and laugh until I realilze the trouble I am in when he finds out. But oh well.....

The hill is mine and when I get knocked off I will go to confession

until then,,,,,,,,,THIS HILL IS MINE,,,,,,,,wahooooooooo

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Why do I think I can guess what she had in mind? :nod:

Well, Rachel has the hill.

I call from below to tell her that little baby Hasia is crying and that causes all sorts of motherly pangs in Rachel's heart that she must run and attend the baby.


My hill!

oh that is terrible revenge. I am not even over yesterday, but I concede you are right in your thinking(read the make a wish I repented>.sort of), I deserve this pangs. sniff.

I sit beside Virgil and show him our front row seat tickets for rent......if...........
Virgil sighs and heads back down the hill to that restaurant , for a bottle of Okanagan frozen grape wine and to listen to a bard sing of Virgil's adventures.

I have the hill. I am beginning to have paranoid fears of losing it ala Frodo and the ring.
where is my samwise when I need him, Willow where are you?

I give Rachel another bottle of wine and she rolls down..

My hill

I tell thingamajig that our teacher is coming to show her the video & she runs far, far away!!

My Hill!!!

(SUCKER!!!!)

Back from the media room I tell Whim that she must either leave MY HILL or lose her wings. She decides that her wings are toooo prcious and she runs away

My hill AGAIN>>>

I tell thingamajig (what can I call you as a shortening thingamajig is too long) that I'm going to get my dark faries to pull her petals out if she dosen't get lost! Bye thingamajig!!

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!

Call me thing.. I recover after the shock of her pulling mypetals out and decide to take revenge. I tell her that the hero of Whims is standing at the bottom of the hill and she runs down. Who says bye now???

Thee hill is now mine..

Well it turns out that my hero is standing at the bottom of the hill. He helps me to get the wind to blow a gale! It blows you right off the hill!!

This hill is mine (& my hero's)!!!!!!!!