Pam

The PAM is a reluctant insulter!

The PAM is forever confused :p

The PAM is a flatulator.

The PAM has sunk numerous ships.

What am I again? :p

The PAM double-dips.

The PAM has abandoned many ships.

(Your a "farter")

The PAM is slow.

The PAM is even slower :p

thanks, Papaya

now... Riesa? double-dipper? People, speak English! :p

The PAM has their top buttoned wrong.


(Double-Dip - taking a chip, dipping it in salsa, taking a bit, then redipping in the salsa. Might as well just put your whole mouth in the bowl - I watched too much Seinfeld)

The PAM thinks it's possible to watch too much Seinfeld. :p

LOL :D I don't dip :p
grrr, stop posting simultaneously! :p

The PAM is greedy, steals my posts :D

The PAM has to be one of the slowest posters here, continously having to edit them. :p

Pot calling the kettle black, aren't we, Mr PAM? :p

The PAM is a black kettle! A poor one too, because you can't boil a thing with her.

The PAM is a very poor pot himself, resembling a sieve nowadays. Rusty.

The PAM is a system lord that secretly likes to bathe with anatomically correct Jaffa toy soldiers, if she bathes, that is, because she's known for her smell all across the universe. :p

I'm not a system lord! The Goa'uld larva was just conveniently in the right place in the right time :p

The PAM is not known anywhere at all.

That's only because I'm one of those people that everyone fears but doesn't know! :p

Even though the PAM is not a system lord, she still smells like one!

That's true ;)

The PAM only daydreams about being feared by everybody, in fact there's not a living creature afraid of him.

The PAM daydreams too, she always imagines herself dancing naked in the streets of prague. :p

Hmmmm... always at full moon when all the beasties haunt the city. Those were the good times :p

The PAM seems to be preoccupied with nudity :p

How is that an insult? :D

The PAM failed to insult me, she's just no good at it. :p

The PAM is a good for nothing. That better? :p

The truth hurts :D

The PAM is trying to improve, but she just doesn't get what insulting is all about.

I'm afraid not :p.
The person writing this post is useless. Wait... this is about PAM!!

The PAM is only good for scaring birds in secluded fields.

You should see the birds in the city, they run screaming when they see me :p

The PAM is scared witless by the mere thought of encountering me.

ya wish! :p

The PAM is dellusional (however it's spellt :p)

the PAM believes lawyers can stop me! Ha, how foolish.

She's lazy too! not even looking up delusional in the dictionary :p

That's hardly an insult! It's a well-known fact! Just ask anybody unfortunate enough to know me ;)

The PAM is the one this time to fail to insult me... unless being called foolish was meant to insult me ;)

The PAM wears men's shoes.

The PAM's dreams frighten little children.

The PAM frightens the monsters under little children's beds and in their closets.

Haha, again with the poor insults :p

The PAM secretly wants to be a bearded lady :)

That hurt! I am a bearded lady!

The PAM openly wishes he were me. How sad is that? :p

Now who's being delusional? :p

The PAM not only wishes she were me, but she goes as far as to try to look like me!

I'm even growing a beard!

Sorry to say that in this case, the copy (me) does look a lot better than the original (the PAM) :p

The PAM goes through many razors.

The PAM thinks she's fast, but she really isn't at all! It's all due to relativity!

The PAM thinks he persuaded us he knew what he was talking about, while he failed miserably ;)

The PAM wouldn't know the difference between a string and a zero dimensional point if she saw one! :p