they get soft and brown when fried in little oil.
The midgets, on the otherhand,...
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they get soft and brown when fried in little oil.
The midgets, on the otherhand,...
are rather large around these parts. I'd look up rather than down if I were you.
Karma police, arrest this...
...Karmic circle intruder.
A cold can really...
....ensure that the buffet is yours.
universal truth without thought is......
...the essence of space.
Have you heard her...
... screaming at you like a bull dog?
I feel pretty and so ...
...conceited.
A drink of water only...
... for those who are not feeling good.
Tell me why do you have to make things so ...
...meaningless.
The snow we expect is not....
the great miracle we imagine it to be.
my life i forfeit for...
...a pack of Cheetos and some pretzels.
The Super Bowl has...
passed. These are shadows of things that have been. They cannot be altered in any way.
As I was crossing Boston Common....
...I step into doggy do.
Smile, though your heart is...
...outside your body, where it shouldn't be.
The pancreas and the appendix...
...are tastey with a glass of wine.
Until we meet again we will have to...
hop, I said to the left side of my body as it uniperambulated off into the distance.
Well it's one for the money...
...two for the right hand.
Thievery should be punished by....
...chopping off fingers, one at a time.
I got a funny feeling that....
...existence is futile.
Personal growth is represented in...
...pennies.
Driving in a blizzard is like ...
... taking hold of death or running towards death.
Things will never be the ...
Things will never be the way anyone expects as long as they keep expecting.
Darn, that’s . . .
... not what I expected it to be!
Humbug, I tell you ...
Humbug, I tell you, that kangaroo has pink polka dots - I am not seeing things!
I think I must have . . .
... done something wrong.
The first Time Machine was ...
hung in an ifinate loop....infinate loop....infinate loop....
People who live in glass houses should...
...be careful when they bathe.
People who live in brick houses should...
have little to fear from wolves.
If you remove a thorn from a lion's paw...
...stick it back in and start running.
If you give a mouse a muffin...
...he will thank you very much.
When the snow stops we will...
go out side and play.
Like the sands of time so are....
...our thoughts.
Death, love, and beauty all seem...
...insignificant compared to a nice MLT. You know, a mutton-lettuce-and-tomato sandwich? Where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe...
Billy Crystal...
is one of the few crystals not believed to have mystical healing powers by new-age nutters.
It's just gone 5 o'clock and...
i think my clock is broken since it's 7 here.. :goof:
One day i will.....
grow!
I wish mother would...
...wear a fish for a hat more often. Those people that complained in church were just jealous.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves...
...had no earthly idea what Lewis Carroll was blithering about. :D
Don't stand too close to a...
...an angry woman!
Now tell me that...
joke about the man, the woman and the oysters again.
In the remote border town of...