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The Wind of Centuries
a poem by Wolf Larsen
The poem zigzags through poems & sculptures & symphonies
Until it reaches the land of 10,000 pussies growing out of the wind
That's when a giant waterfall of human heads falls out of the sky
And all of the solar systems of the universe jump out of your mouth
And escape into the night sky
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Watch Wolf performance poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFO...nel=WolfLarsen
Coronavirus Jazz
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The piano plays a phrase of poetry crawling towards you
The bass asks the sunrise a question
The saxophone plays thousands of human languages all dancing together
The trumpet plays all the thousands of languages forming together into constantly-changing-sculptures
And then the drums crash everything into pieces
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
A Symphony of Sin
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re walking through a landscape of miles & miles of used condoms & empty beer cans & crack vials
And everywhere around you the phrases of poetry grow miles high up into the sky
And standing under the phrases of poetry are sexy-sexy-prostitutes
Beckoning you into a concrete Garden of Eden of unprotected sex
Vaginas as big as planets beckon you everywhere!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Up?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The land falls down the sky
The sky jumps into the poem
The river flows around & around the poem
The flowers grow all over the sky & the poem
And then the poem skips off into the distance
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
I have a backlog of poems, so I might be posting two a day for a while.
Drunk, Saturday Night, Pen-In-Hand
A poem by Wolf Larsen
All I want to do is re-create the universe!
I want to turn poetry into endless 100 story penis-skyscrapers swirling all about the landscape of the earth...
Poetry is always an endless orgy!
Penises & anuses & vaginas are jutting out of this poem like a Cubist orgy!
As Picasso smiles down upon us from heaven and urinates beautiful art all over our bodies...
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Wolf the Poet
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Poetry is my wrecking ball!
Build and destroy! Build and destroy! Build and destroy!
Let poetry dance off the page and through the air!
Let poetry bang and crash like war and car crashes and Igor Stravinsky’s “the Rite of Spring”
Let poetry cause riots!
Let poetry seduce until hundreds of naked women are making immaculate conception with the Poet!
Let poetry murder as the Poet shanks everything boring with his pen-knife!
All poems should be splattered in blood and pussy juices and cum!
Each phrase of poetry should be a tidal wave splashing off the page!
And the poem ends with guillotines going up-&-down and nuclear missiles shooting around the world!
This phrase of poetry is a giant mushroom cloud!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Advance permission is given for the reproduction of the above poem, whether by the Internet or physical form, as long as the poem is not edited, credit is given to the author, and the intent of such reproduction is not hostile.
Wolf Larsen performs poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3HsXywfDsg&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
Brown, Red, Green
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A million opera voices rise in a giant tidal wave out of the poem
Then flying words fly out of the poem and the words fly around us like crazy insects
Now buildings grow upside down out of the sky
While the sky flies around the centuries
Until up and down run off together hand-in-hand
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
A Wet Dream I Had
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Giant penises riding around everywhere on four wheels
Are shooting asteroids at each other
While endless Ronald McDonald clowns are riding giant hamburgers through the air
And all the endless Ronald McDonald clowns crash all their giant hamburgers into moons & planets
And the end of the poem shakes hands with the reader
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Monday Drinking with Punk Rock
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A thousand years of youth are exploding everywhere
The music is turning all the architecture into poetry
The entire world is dripping in sex
Tornadoes are jumping out of everyone’s penises
Rivers of orgasms are flying out of everyone’s pussies
While the phrases of poetry are running around each other faster-&-faster
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
One of my poetry videos on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dBDKCRpPoM&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Wolf Love
A love poem by Wolf Larsen
My love
I conquer the world with my pen-sword!
So that I may give you the entire planet!
I shall write exquisite poetry on all the walls of the world!
With the dripping red blood of our enemies
And the human race shall erect a beautiful temple of erotic art to honor us
And this temple shall be built over a mountain of human skulls
Ha! Ha! Ha!
And you & I shall sit together on thrones of gold in this Temple of Love
As the entire human race gets on its knees before us
And the entire human race shall recite my poetry night & day to honor us
And in our Temple of Love the Festivities of Immaculate Conception
Will be performed for your eyes
And you will watch from your Queenly Throne
As my great Pen-Phallus
Performs poetry with all the women of the world
And the beautiful words of poetry in My Ballsack
Will father the next generation of the human race
And thereafter everyone who walks the earth
Shall be the son or daughter of the Great Poet
The Great God of Words: Wolf Larsen
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Advance permission is given for the reproduction of this poem, whether in Internet or physical form, as long as the poem is not edited, the author is given credit, and the purpose of such publication is not hostile.
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
The Poet Murderer
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I stab the English language over & over again with my Pen
All the colors & words & imagery spurting out of the English language creates a new universe
A new universe through which the reader is walking through now
A universe of disease & poverty & war that infects the reader with death
And then I the Poet smash the universe into pieces with a wrecking ball
And I pull out my Pen-Phallus and I ejaculate & spurt a new universe of bright sensuous colors all over the faces of the human race
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
A Québecois Wolf
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I put the English language on the chopping block and I begin chopping it up
I put a bomb in the middle of the English language and I blow it up into millions of pieces
I turn the English language into an obscene sculpture
And with my pen-phallus I **** the English language for the next thousand years
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Advance permission is given for the reproduction of this poem, whether in Internet or physical form, as long as the poem is not edited, the author is given credit, and the purpose of such publication is not hostile.
Everything Dancing Around Everything
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The drummer keeps inventing giant new art movements every second
The bass comes and changes the Earth’s orbit
And now the planet Earth is revolving & revolving around your head
And then the saxophone begins crashing everything together
10,000 years of human history are flying out of the saxophone
And all the children of the world begin dancing & dancing around the jazz band
Meanwhile the drums are lost in some other solar system
And then the drummer & bass & saxophone fly off in different directions
And everything crashes around you
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Everything is Growing Out of Everything Else
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Mushrooms are growing out of the words
Words are growing out of our thoughts
Our thoughts are growing all over the universe
The universe is growing out of the mushrooms
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Musical Mushrooms
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Mushrooms are growing out of all the planets of the universe
Words are growing out of the page
Poetry is growing out of all the mushrooms
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG6PS97m5Jg&ab_channel=RTRTVerified
Up & Down & Over & Around
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The fast engine of insane imagery makes the poem run and run
The poem is running around-and-around with its gears & wheels & levers
The gears & wheels & levers are nouns & adjectives & verbs
That are running a conveyor belt of poetry that stretches across the universe
A universe of languages & planets & sexual imagery built on top & around & inside the poem
Whose poetry engine is a bunch of words running & running around each other
Until the Poet shuts off the poem
Because the Poet is the Grand Mechanic of the Universe
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Wolf Larsen the Great!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Four Salvador Dali clone-eunuchs carry Wolf Larsen on his throne through all the spinning solar systems
And then the four Salvador Dali eunuchs place Wolf Larsen beside Salvador Dali’s wife
And Wolf Larsen & Salvador Dali’s wife together create a great mural of immaculate conception
And Salvador Dali’s wife has an orgasm
And a humongous tidal wave of surrealistic imagery splashes out of the pussy of Salvador Dali’s wife
And 9 months later a prince of poetry is born
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
A String Quartet of Thousands of Wolf Larsens
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For Milton Babbitt
You walk into a tiny room with thousands of giant Wolf Larsen faces on the walls all laughing & crying & screaming
The ceiling is a smiling sky dripping its blue neurosis all over you
The floor is a constantly-changing-river of human emotions & bright colors & musical notes flying past
Then hundreds of doors in the walls open
And millions of clones of you jump out
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O76F0Hqu6eM&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
Wolf Larsen Urinating on Shakespeare
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I plant the Québecois flag on Shakespeare’s plagiarist ***!
I urinate French all over English-speaking North America!
And all the textile mills of New England begin churning out verbs & nouns & imagery flying out in all directions...
Together we Québecois & Native Americans aimed our guns at the English...
Together we laughed as rivers & lakes & oceans of English blood spilled red everywhere!
And let every year be the year 1066!
When we conquered that miserable barbarian island!
Let us take a swinging wrecking ball to the English language!
CRASH! BOOM! BANG!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Advance permission is given to all to reproduce the above poem, whether in physical or Internet form, as long as the poem is not edited, permission is given to the author, and the intent of such publication is not hostile.
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
The Poet’s Erection!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
My Penis is the Greatest on Earth!
All the men of the earth dress as transvestites and have a colorful parade beneath my window
They scream my poetry as they dance to all the abstract expressionism singing out of Jackson Pollock’s penis
We must erect giant 1,000 story penis sculptures on planets throughout the universe!
Because Dennis Rodman looks beautiful in a wedding dress!
And while Jean-Paul Sartre sucks existential philosophy out of Dennis Rodman’s Dick
I embrace the naked body of the reader
And I whisper flowers growing-inside-your-head into your ear
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Wolf the Crack-Smoking Scientist
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Wolf the Scientist-Poet inserts 10,000 kangaroos into the butthole of a Wall Street derivatives trader
And the economy collapses inside of testicles across the universe
And then Wolf crosses the DNA of a hurricane with a delicious soup of hundreds of solar systems
And now kangaroos are jumping out of buttholes across the universe
Hey reader, do you like to smoke crack?
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
.Circles…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For Jean Barraque
The piano does the Wild Wild West with space aliens devouring each other
Then the color blue begins ****ing thousands of paintings having an orgy with each other
Meanwhile huge tornadoes are jumping out of everybody’s toilets
And the oceans & continents & the sky are having a menage-a-trois together
While huge marijuana music is licking the pussy of French Impressionism
Then the piano plays all the skyscrapers walking away...
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen Destroys the Universe
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For Wolf Larsen - the Greatest Poet that has ever lived!
Wolf Larsen’s gigantic ego grew & grew until Wolf Larsen’s ego grew too big for the universe
And the entire universe explodes
And now planets & suns & moons are flying out in all directions
And the space aliens are running away from the flying debris of the universe
But then all the elements of the universe begin percolating & growing & swirling within this poem
And then there’s a BIG BANG as the poem explodes
And a new universe is born
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Wolf Larsen and Wolf Larsen Passionately Kissing Each Other!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For me! Because I love myself!
So I’m walking through Boystown
And there’s thousands of Wolf Larsens all kissing each other and ejaculating poetry all over each other and ****ing each other up the butt
And the orgy of all the thousands of Wolf Larsens with each other is being painted by the great Marc Debauch
And the poetry of anuses & mouths & penises is being sung in opera houses around the world
And then all the gorgeous Greek gods descend down from the heavens to Boystown
And everyone ****s each other up the *** happily ever after
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-aP1WRky0g&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
A Symphony of Erections!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For all the classical music conductors & porn actors
So giant Eiffel Towers suddenly grow out of all the crotches of all the world’s Poets
And all the Eiffel Towers ejaculate Cubist poetry everywhere
And now the planet Earth is pregnant with Cubism
And the planet Earth explodes with Cubist poetry spilling out across the universe in all directions
And now all the planets & moons of the universe are pregnant with Cubist poetry
And phrases of Cubist poetry are growing out of all the planets & moons of the universe
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
All the Space Aliens Bow Down Before the Poet!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For Wolf Larsen
I am the Messiah of poetry!
My phrases of eternity conquer the universe!
I urinate my words on Shakespeare’s grave
And now Shakespeare’s grave flowers a thousand miles high
With my crashing-rising collages spewing colors and words everywhere!
Everything is Me! And Me is Everything!
I shoot down God with my phrases of poetry!
And then god kisses the feet of the Poet!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
A Waterfall of Your Thoughts Falling Down the Universe
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You suddenly find yourself standing on billions of different planets at the same time
And all your billions of brains are connected by phrases of poetry
That go zoom & zap across all your billions of minds
And your billions of minds are swirling around the universe
That’s located inside a big black man’s Balzac
And the entire universe is falling like a waterfall out of the big black man’s Dick
Into the vagina of the Virgin Mary
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
The poems on this thread will appear in a self-published book with the tentative title: My Ejaculations.