Because he has no friends :(
Who controls the earth?
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Because he has no friends :(
Who controls the earth?
I DO! (That WAS a silly question!)
Why do men have nipples?
So if they decide to have a sex change, they will look the part.
Why do plants need sunshine?
Because it`s parallel to the sea
Why do we have to 'answer nature`s call'? (go to toilet)
Because New York is the epitome of an apple. :p
Why oh WHY do earthquakes affect INTERNET CONNECTION????
(It's happening to us now. An earthquake in Taiwan also shook all the connection lines in their and other nearby countries, like us! LitNet is running on 1kbps now. Seriously.
I pray for the people who got hurt in the incident. )
See what I mean.
OMG!!! Sorry for that!
May they all get well soon
Because earthquakes shake
Why do we talk?
So we can give our tongues the required sit-ups and crunches. :lol:
What do you mean by C.R.?
(Yes, Poetess. We hope they're alright.)
Carnivorous Rabbit :idea:
What do we mean by C.P.U.?
That was nice! :lol:
C.P.U.?
Colliding Puppeteers Unite (wahaha)
Why are flames colored red?
Because black flames wouldn't shed much light.
Why can't we all just get along?
Can't we? Oh.
I guess it's because some of us have blue blood. Aristocratic blood, you know.
Wait, was that stupid? :confused:
Why do fishermen have to get up so early in the morning to fish?
We don't really have to...... we're just trying to get away from our parters/wives/husbands. (I'll be drummed out of the industry for letting that secret out!!!)
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Ha! Gotcha. :p
Appear or disappear? They fly away when we're near them, don't they?
Why is it that some people don't use their brains?
In my experience, most people don't HAVE too many brains; so I guess they're afraid to use them up and have none left.
Secondary answer: "They're too busy sitting on them"
(the "Birds" question is actualy a line from an old love song.... Sorry, should have taken into consideration that not everyone is from my particular culture.)
What would we do to entertain ourselves without the internet?