:D
Okay, make up complete lies about Lit-Net folks.
You're aspiring writers, be creative!
:D
Okay, make up complete lies about Lit-Net folks.
You're aspiring writers, be creative!
I was talking to limajean the other day and she told me that Joreads is so lazy that she wears her socks one day and then turns them inside out and wears them again the next!
Ew! ;)
Virgil is inventing a time-machine in his backyard workshop.
I heard that lima secretly has pictures of me topless plastered all over her room and pretends that she is dating me.
Oh, and i dont lie.
I've heard that kandaurov killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die, so they sent him to Folsom Prison.
THAT was beautiful! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
:D Just playing. Hope he'll see this later on and get a laugh.
I sure did! Was clever of you to play off of his thread. :D
Anyone else? :)
I heard a rumour recently that Dori was eating icecream under a tree. Unfortunately, the tree collapsed due to a brief and localised earthquake in that area, burying him beneath it. Topless and sun-bronzed Tarzan, who was nearby, heard the noise, and he swung down from the tree letting out an inhuman howl. After Tarzan was firmly on the hard earth, he lifted the tree off Dori as if it were a twig, flexing and posing for the cameras as he did it.
Dori was amazingly unharmed, though his icecream was sadly destroyed.
Why turn 'em inside out? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MattG
:lol: Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
Not my precious...:bawling:
I heard that Matt found out that Dori is way better looking than him so he has out a hit out on him
RUN DORI RUN
Dang it! Why couldn't this have happened during track season?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joreads
:lol:
I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas and bigsheep were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
Sounds pretty fishy to me.
Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by limajean
depends who you are getting them from :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dori
" I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas, bigsheep AND DORI, were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
Sounds pretty fishy to me. "
I heard the same thingQuote:
Originally Posted by limajean
And Matt wanted in on it..
I heard that Dori heard that Matt had a hit out in him so he hired the Lit Nit Charlies Angels (Jo, Lim and Charm) to protect him.
hahahahah that was good.
I'm a pistol when I set my mind to it
As long as they're good, I don't care, to be honest. :D I had a guy give me a back massage once....Quote:
Originally Posted by Joreads
i hope they all know how to give a decent back rub! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by limajean
Dori told me that when he was kissing limajean it was kinda like licking wood. When i told Jojo about that she said that limajean has wooden teeth and she's very sensitive about it! It's true, the back ones even have little wood worms that live in them.
Silas likes to go camping but doesn't like lighting fires. He takes beans with him, lots of beans and farts up his sleeping bag to keep warm.
Insomniac likes to give backrubs.
Jojo has a rather worn looking glass eyeball that she takes out and sucks on while posting on LitNet!
Note to self: Insomniac likes to give backrubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInsomniac
:D
I heard Matt has a thing for womens underwear - and I don't mean buying it.
Matt does like women's underwear. That is indeed true :)
On WOMEN. Or off.
I hear that LadyW wants a date with insomniac... clothes optional.
Or on Matt:DQuote:
Originally Posted by MattG
limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!
Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.
If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!
Whatever floats your boat honey, I'm here for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joreads
So, the Back Scratchers Guild told me that since Matt wasn't allowed in on the scratching action, he wanted to strip down and have naked mud wrestling fights to show them that he was worthy. :idea: Weird, huh?
When *C*C* heard a tiny glimmer about mud wrestling she launched a gargantuan campaign to promote the event because she's a huge enthusiast and supporter of dirty, smelly men!
EWWW teeth.. hair,Quote:
Originally Posted by MattG
i'm getting the gross ones! :D
I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs
YOU've been most impertinent today! I have to smack you a little, it's my duty :DQuote:
Originally Posted by limajean
Quote:
Originally Posted by MattG
Be careful I here she likes that:lol:
Well I heard Matt's a tranny who .. and this is the cherry on top, likes animals a little bit too much.
See the underwear comment aboveQuote:
Originally Posted by limajean
It's okay Matt, I know you're just sad because I heard that you lost all the mud wrestling, so you went home to watch chick flicks, drink girly drinks (you know, schnapps and cosmopolitans and whatnot), and cry yourself to sleep...Quote:
Originally Posted by MattG
OOHHHH! Brutal!! :bawling: I guess that explains his losing the mud wrestling...and the crying...Quote:
Originally Posted by limajean
:lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Joreads
ooohhh, is that why she has a collection of handcuffs and leather whips in her closet? ;)