A Little Bit Of Humour # 249
IF YOUR DEVICE IS BELOW PAR
If your device is below par
I have some advice for you
Simply don't byte off more
And more than you can view
PURPLE FINCH
Have you ever seen a Purple Finch?
Apparently, I did indeed once see one
I didn’t know it at the time of course
Because they are Crimson
MARITAL RELATIONS
A post argument couple
Drove down a country lane
For quite a few miles,
Choosing not to speak again
Until they drove past a farm
When he said, “Relatives of yours?”
Referring to the pigs in a field
“Oh yes,” she replied, “in-laws”
GOLFING PERFECTION
Golfers who try to make
Everything perfect before they take
The shot will not improve their lot
And rarely make a perfect shot
BE MY VALENTINES # 4
On Valentine’s Day
The near-sighted porcupine
Fell in love with a pin cushion!
And the elephant said to his girlfriend
“I love you a ton!”
COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN A CALIFORNIAN?
Could Jesus have been a Californian?
Well its true He never cut His hair
He walked around in sandals
And He started a new religion, so Yer
THE ANTELOPE AND THE GAZELLE
I dreamed one night that an Antelope,
Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope
But at the moment they expected least
A jealous Wildebeest crashed the feast
THE HOKEY COKEY # 2
Getting over my Hokey Cokey
Addiction was very hard I found
But with help from friends and
Family, I've turned myself around
THE NEW OWNERS WERE MEETING STAFF
The new owners were meeting staff
Walking around and glad-handing
I said “I'm going to stand outside,
So, if anyone asks, I'm outstanding”
A GIRL SAID SHE RECOGNIZED ME
A girl said she recognized me
And was perfectly sure
It was at the vegetarian club,
But I'd never met herbivore
