A Little Bit Of Humour # 245
PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 3
Practice makes perfect
Is that the prerequisite?
Well for me and my girl
Practicing is the best bit
THE CANINE ESTABLISHMENT
An important element of
The Canine establishment
Is the Dog Constabulary
Known as Paw enforcement
AFTER THE SCANDAL OF AID WORKERS
After the scandal of aid workers
And their relationships with prostitutes
They needed to be reminded it seems
That they were there for the destitute
MY GREAT UNCLE IS A SCIENTIST
My Great Uncle is a scientist
As well as a keen horticulturist
Which is quite evident to see
As he’s growing a chemistree
ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a contented expression?
You certainly have an air of being detached
But then you’re a man and at the end of the day
Which means if it itches, it will be scratched
NICKNAMED SNOW PLOUGH
When my brother was a young man
He had a well-earned nickname
They called him the “snow plough”
Because of his appetite for cocaine
A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (8)
Dad said “I’m going to Thailand"
I replied to him "To Bangkok?"
He thought for a moment, then said
"Oh no I certainly hope not”
PEACHES SAID TO BIMBETTE
Peaches said to Bimbette
“I’ve slept with a Brazilian”
“OMG Peachy” she retorted
“How many is a Brazilian?”
MY WIFE IS A BAKER OF BREAD
My wife is a Baker of bread
And rolls both plain and seedy
She is a very difficult woman
And I find her to be very kneady
TEMPLE WALLS ARE STRAIGHT AND TALL
Temple walls are straight and tall
But my body is not like a temple at all
I have curves and am short in stature
I'm more like a disused rollercoaster
