A Little Bit Of Humour # 244
PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 2
The old saying goes that “A volunteer
Is worth Ten pressed men”
Well volunteers are all well and good
But a pressed man are really good
At getting through narrow gaps
THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT
An important element of
The Feline establishment
Is the Cat Constabulary
Known as Claw enforcement
MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2
My brother is a pessimist
With all his nay-saying
And a glass half full guy
With his catastrophising
ROSES ARE FLOWERS
Roses are flowers
Violets are flowers
You’re allergic to flowers
Ooops my bad
WHAT DOES A TIME TRAVELLER DO
What does a time traveller do
When hunger beckons
It’s a simple enough solution
He goes back four seconds
IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SOMEONE
I was looking for someone
To make my heart race
And my skin tingle
I searched high and low
Until I finally found her
At a Singles Mingle
ARE YOU WEARING A GARTER BELT?
Are you wearing a garter belt?
That would make my resistance melt
You’ll be a sight to enhance and bolster
Wearing a dirty gunslingers holster
FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 3
Friend’s first, then soul mates
Then we spoke of matrimony
Now our souls are intertwined
Since we joined in holy monotony
UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Up on the dance floor
I have two left feet
And cannot impress
The girls that I meet
As I gyrate like my shorts
Are full of live ants
But I do much better at
The dance with no pants
A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (9)
Dad said “I’m going to Thailand
To an island called Phuket”
I replied to him "That will be nice,
But you don’t say it like that”
