A Little Bit Of Humour # 157
ARE YOU WEARING A GHOULISH JUMPER?
Are you wearing a ghoulish Jumper?
Well its contents are rather bumper
I don’t think you’re one of those kooks
And that’s a lovely pair of spooks
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 12
The beach was right outside the hotel
Which I suppose was alright
But is wasn’t much like the brochure
The sand was yellow not white
THE THREE FOOT GHOSTS AND GHOULS
The three foot ghosts and ghouls
Roam the neighbourhood streets
Demanding candy with menaces
When tricks arise after no treats
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN DRESS?
Are you wearing a Halloween Dress?
Well it’s really just a black shapeless thing
But I suppose it’s all right as it goes
If I get to find out what’s under the thing
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, AGAIN
When life gives you lemons
Making lemonade is the deal
But if life gives you Lemmings
I’m afraid that’s too surreal
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN HAT?
Are you wearing a Halloween Hat?
Sitting so perfectly on your head
A gruesome little tit for tat
With fangs dripping crimson red
THERE WAS UPROAR AT THE BAZAAR
There was uproar at the bazaar
In fact it was a little bizarre
When the face painting artist
Turned out to be a Surrealist
DARK MONSTERS FROM THE PITS OF HELL
Dark monsters from the pits of hell
Ghosts and ghouls from where they dwell
Witch or warlock cast a withering spell
All answering the ring of the Halloween bell
DETECTIVE FOGHORN LEGHORN
Detective Foghorn Leghorn
Was called to a crime scene today
To investigate the death
Of a Turkey, he suspects fowl play
WE CAN MAKE LOVE
“We can make love” she said
Suggestively more and more
But I ignored her and put vole
On a triple word score
WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 3
Topless sunbathing on the beach
Should be universally banned
My husband finds it distracting
And can’t relax as he planned
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN JUMPER?
Are you wearing a Halloween Jumper?
Well its contents are rather bumper
The skeleton motive I should mention
Is not needed to attract my attention
