I think many would agree that displaying tattoos has now reached epidemic proportions.
A few days ago, I was on a train heading for a coastal resort and noticed an elderly gent wearing tattoos on his arms. I thought that perhaps he was an old sailor or some other member of the armed forces that have traditionally worn tattoos, until I noticed that his wife, who must have been in her sixties, was also wearing them.
So, on the basis that if you can't beat them join them, can anyone recommend a suitable tattoo for an Englishman who has suddenly lost his marbles.
