A Little Bit Of Humour # 143
ARE YOU WEARING GOGGLES?
Are you wearing goggles?
Well the mind simply boggles
I’m sorry about the giggles
But you do look like Biggles
YOLO IS AN ACRONYM
YOLO is an acronym for
“You only live once” which is nice
Unless of course you’re James Bond
Then “you only live twice”
GREECE’S FINANCIAL CRISIS HAS NOW DEEPENED
Greece’s financial crisis has now deepened
Causing a deep and widespread depression
Humus and Taramasalata sales have been banned
Which has now caused a double dip recession
IF AS THEY SAY, MARRIAGE IS A WAR
If as they say, Marriage is a war
Then it’s the only war as far as I can see
Where, as one of the protagonists
You get to sleep with the enemy
IF I HAVE A FIGHT WIFE MY WIFE
If I have a fight wife my wife, I think
“Don't take your troubles to bed”,
So I follow the advice to the letter
And sleep with someone else instead
WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
What is an Australian kiss?
Do you ever wonder?
Well it’s the same as a French kiss,
Only it’s down under.
WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT A SELFIE STICK
When I first heard about a selfie stick
I thought to myself “that sounds good”
But when I eventually got to see one
It was obvious I had misunderstood
I HAD BREAKFAST WITH AN ORNITHOLOGIST
I had breakfast with an Ornithologist
And I thought the waiter made a mistake
But it turned out it was me who was wrong
He really had ordered some Corn Crake
APPLE ARE BUILDING A NEW HQ
Apple are building a new HQ
Its secret design, nobody knows
But one thing we know for sure
The office won’t have windows
ARE YOU WEARING A CONFUSED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a confused expression?
Why is it beyond you comprehension?
That “Yes” and “No” are quite acceptable
Answers to almost every question
