A Little Bit Of Humour # 121
I’M SORRY I CAN'T BE YOUR VALENTINE
I’m sorry I can't be your valentine
I’m dumping you double quick
It’s on medical grounds in truth
Because you just make me sick
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 356
**** a doodle do!
The master's lost his fiddlestick?
And I don’t even think
I want to know what that is
WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 3
We have loved eggs
Since we were children
Cackle Berries my dad
Used to call them
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 2
If your blind date is described to you
As an “Adventurer” then it depends
But it’s probably worse than it sounds
And they’ll have sex with all your friends
FOGHORN LEGHORN DIDN’T LIKE TO GO OUT
Foghorn Leghorn didn’t like to go out
It made his heartbeat quicken
So he wouldn’t even cross the road
Because he was a chicken
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN DIVORCED HIS WIFE
Frosty the snowman divorced his wife
As the marriage was a mistake
He decided to divorce his wife
After he found out she was a flake
LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 3
Is there anything more annoying? As when
You want to use a word but can’t spell it
And fail to look it up in the dictionary
Because you don't know how to spell it
POPPY DOUBTED HER HUSBAND’S FIDELITY # 2
Poppy doubted her husband’s fidelity
And confronted him about it in vain
He flat out denied having fooled around
But added it would never happen again
ARE YOU WEARING A CAPE?
Are you wearing a cape?
A super hero’s shoulder drape
But you’re not a caped crusader
You’re a substitute teacher
I WAS ALMOST DROWNED
I was almost drowned
Just a few miles from shore
And my life passed before my eyes
God it was a total bore
