A Little Bit Of Humour # 119

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 354

Bye, baby Bunting,
Daddy’s gone a-hunting,
Well he’s gone to the meat counter
At the local Sainsbury’s

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 1

We have loved eggs
Since we were children
Boneless chickens
My dad used to call them

SUPERMARKET BLUES # 1

You know it really gets me down
As you wait patiently in the queue
And some numpty shopper behind
Runs his trolley into the back of you

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 1

Is there anything more annoying?
Is anything quite as wrong?
As the DJ on the radio
Not telling you who sang the song

DIETING TIP # 7

This is a sure fire way of slimming down
As dieting tips go it’s an absolute winner
If you make sure you associate with the obese
You will automatically look thinner

FOGHORN LEGHORN AND ALL HIS PALS # 1

Foghorn leghorn and all his pals
Are a sickly bunch of cocks
They are itchy and scratchy
And all have the people-pox

HERE IS AN INTERESTING FACT

Here is an interesting fact
Which should come as no surprise
The inventor of the humble
Door knocker won the No-bell prize

ARE YOU WEARING A CROWN?

Are you wearing a crown?
Oh Charles please put it down
Wearing it doesn’t mean a thing
You know you will never be King

POETRY CAN BE VERY ROMANTIC

Poetry can be very romantic
But it doesn’t work for all
And it doesn’t really count if
You write it on a toilet wall

As I think about it over the years, I've seen some entertaining poetry on toilet walls. I liked the one about the door knocker best and the dieting tip is good advice.

I agree with YesNo that the "No bell" one and the dieting tip are the cream of this crop. Speaking of the dieting tip, it reminds me of what I used to do whenever I was feeling old and decrepit. I'd go right down to the Off Track Betting parlor. Not to make wagers, though. Whenever I stood next to the rest of the customers, I instantly looked 20 years younger.

Thank you both glad you enjoyed them