A Little Bit Of Humour # 118

MY CROSS EYES TEACHER WAS SACKED

My cross eyed teacher was sacked
The governors have no scruples
They said it wasn’t her disability
But that she couldn't control her pupils

THERE WAS A FOUR HOUR POWER CUT

There was a four hour power cut
While she was in the department store
And Bimbette then spent all four hours
Trapped halfway up the escalator

THE REASON WE KNOW THE INDIANS

The reason we know the Indians
Were truly the first nations
On the North America continent
Was because they had reservations

TELL ME PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW

Tell me please I want to know
Remember I asked you once before
Tell me what did Tennessee?
Was it the same thing Arkansas?

IN WHAT STATE OF DRESS

In what State of dress
Was she? please tell me
What did Delaware?
Was it her New Jersey?

WHY CAN'T ORPHANS PLAY BASEBALL?

Why can't orphans play baseball?
At the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?
Well they say it’s nothing personal
It’s just that they can't find home

APPLE ARE GOING TO MAKE A CAR

Apple are going to make a car
But the one thing nobody knows
Is whether or not the iCar
Is going to have Windows

HAVING SEX IN AN ELEVATOR?

Having sex in an elevator?
Those dirty little devils
That kind of behaviour
Is wrong on so many levels

NEW BABIES ARE DELIVERED BY STORK?

New babies are delivered by stork?
Not that old chestnut again
Small babies may arrive by stork
But the big ones need a crane

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 353

Bobby Shafto's gone to sea
Sailing away consume with glee
To escape the Child Support Agency

My favorites are the ones about the iCar and how the Indians had reservations.

Thank you, the iCar is one of my favourites

The two about the states (Tennessee, Arkansas, Delaware, and New Jersey) have already been done, in one of Perry Como's hit songs. It was undoubtedly years before your time, so we'll forgive you.

But the rest of these were SO cute, I read them to my bitter half. He liked 'em too. Yours truly especially liked the ones about the iCar and the elevator. Best of all was the one about the babies. When mine were little and asked the ultimate awkward question -- "Where did I come from?" we told them they had been delivered by FedEx.

Hi Aunty thank you. I'm glad you liked them.