Sporting Moments # 1

BRAZIL 1970

The Brazil side was
The best I’ve ever seen
They were the best
Team that’s ever been

Pele, Rivelino and
Jairzinho, Holy Trinity
Of the Champions
In Nineteen seventy

IF YOU WERE TO TRAIN QUASIMODO

If you were to train Quasimodo
For an American footballer game
The result of training would be
The Halfback of Notre Dame

DOWN AT THE STABLES

Down at the stables
We have a dirty phone caller
Who we have nicknamed
The hoarse Whisperer

A PHYSICAL JERK

I never take any form
Of physical exercise
I don’t want to be fit
If I see a jogger with
A smile on their face
Then I might try it

ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A RUNNER

One of my teachers is a runner
He does it fanatically
But I don’t have him for PE
I have him for Jog-raphy

CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 1

Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league
They’re even lower than the bumpkins
But it’s obvious why they struggle
Because the team coach is a pumpkin

A STRIKER AND A MAGICIAN

A striker and a magician
Clearly have in common
An almost instinctive ability
To do hat tricks effectively

FOGHORN LEGHORN

Foghorn Leghorn
Was sent off the field today
The referee claimed
It was for persistent fowl play

BIMBETTE ENTERED A SWIMMING COMPETITION

Bimbette entered a swimming competition
In the breast stroke much to her alarm
She came last and claimed she was cheated
As the other swimmers used their arms

WORLD CUP FINAL 2014

In big games teams are too afraid
To lose, which is a sin
So just throw caution to the wind
And go for the win

THE FOOTBALL ISN’T UP TO MUCH

The football isn’t up to much
We are all sensing doom
At half time the directors
Go off to the bored room