GAY
John loves Jack
Jean loves Jane
no drop of blood is shed.
People love their given God
then half the world is dead.
To all the girls I loved before
They sport a beard
And don't exist
Omnipresent
Slightly sexist.
Bob
My priest he has a bell
and a shiny purple vest
I think he really likes me
But he likes the choir boy best.
Paris by night
If Jesus had been French
Sacre bleu! The scene,
Mother would not wear a cross
She'd wear a guillotine
Etc
