A Little Bit Of Humour # 16
ARE YOU WEARING LACE GARTERS?
Are you wearing lace garters?
Answer me that one for starters
Beneath your dress up high
Around your black clad thigh
Where the black sheath is stopping
Where they are lacy at the topping
Are there lacy garter rings
Sexily placed decorative things
Please answer this one for starters
Are you wearing lacy garters?
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 286
Nelly Bligh
Caught a fly
And tied it to some thread
With some delight
She tied it tight
But then the fly was dead
LIFE IS TOO SHORT
Life is too short to wake up
In the morning with regret,
So I think not waking up until
After lunch is the safest bet
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
The only difference between
A guard dog and mummy
Is that the guard dog will
Let go of you eventually
KEYBOARDS
In the 1970’s I was big into
Keyboards and synthesizers
I like Wakeman, and Emerson
In fact I was a moog sympathizer
HAVE YOU EVER HAD?
Have you ever had?
The kind of day
That almost drove you insane
When you wish
You’d done it differently
But your wishing is in vain
If only we could press
“Ctrl Alt Delete”
And start the day again
WHEN I TOLD MUM
When I told mum
I had opened a theatre
I got a rather strange
Reaction from her
“Are you having me on?”
She said to me
I said “you'll have to audition
And then we’ll see”
MERSEYSIDE POLICE SEALED THE CITY CENTRE
Merseyside Police sealed the City Centre
As they didn’t want to take a risk
As a suspicious object was seen in a car
It turned out later to be a tax disk
