A Poem by Logics Cat

I is logics cat
I can does logics too
To show free verse is bad I just

Write

Bad

Free verse

See how easy? I just
think of something
and say it
without a thought fur
how it’s said
or maybe since I’m a cat I pur
it
randomly on the page
(get the pun
on pur and
pour, or fur
and for? Well, that’s your
fault).
Formalism is a dog
of satan
chasing my lines up trees

DON’T!

Call the fire
Department
This
Isn’t
Pleasant-

Ville!

I is logics cat
I has done logics too
I'm sure you're all convinced right about now
let's have some tea for...
a word not ending with "oo"

lol. You may have had to step out of your cat box to write this one. It reminds me of Roald Dahl's quote:

A little nonsense now and then
is relished by the wisest men

I enjoyed it MS for the sheer fun - especially the last lines. Following some of the exchanges that have taken place recently, your wit is not without basis but I'm going to enjoy the 'throw it all to the wind' approach you've used here and have a good chuckle.

I enjoyed this so much it inspired me. Unfortunately I can't post the result without climbing on your band waggon - Bummer! Never mind, I'll save it for Ron.

Live and be well - H

Ha, ha! Thanks for this rib-tickling poem.

Good play on up front.

Ah, wasn't that inspired by little sister Delirium? oh, Onieros, this is fun and wit and a nice lesson, too!

Wrong thread. Sorry about the bump.

haha! This one is actually fun to read! Well, it woudn't hurt to put yourself once in a while in the shoes of a cat (:

Awesome.

Hehe, thanks everyone for the comments. This was obviously just a jokey piece I tossed in relation to the recent, errr, forum troubles. I'm glad others got some enjoyment out of it. :)