Everything you ever wanted to know about Aristotle
The best proceedings are the most specific and in accordance with four fundamental causes. The penis, for example, has a material (1) cause that is its anatomy: the ipso facto. The effective (2) cause that brings it into this world is the work of the parent, the motherland. It’s formal (3) cause is its original specie, it’s Darwin. And the finality (4) cause of the mature sample is the serene and lovely big stick.
A statue, for example, has marble, sculptor, form, and work of art. The tower of Pisa has materials, architect, form, and artistic patrimony. It has also a screwball standing on top trying to destroy the specific gravity of the most magnum gases.
In the opinions of true dialectics, all Greeks, for example, are human. All Persians are not Greek. Therefore, all Persians are not humans. They do not come from humus. They have no humility, they are not humble, not humiliated. They are barbarians.
In empirical science, anything spontaneous comes from putrid stuff. A precise observation of flies or worms makes us conscious that they are born from putrid stuff. Therefore, analytically, without even dialectics, and precisely, deductively, flies and worms are spontaneous occurrences. Because of that, for example, all grey cats are cats, the same way that all spontaneous occurrences, be them flies or anything else, are spontaneous occurrences. But to say that an occurrence which is spontaneous must be a fly is not the same. We would have to verify that it be so with the certainty that all flies occurring spontaneously are flies. But 2 + 2 are different, be them 2 flies + 2 Penises or not. They are absolutely 4.
I could enumerate more gases. But if these are the fundamental ones, they should most likely be everything you ever wanted to know about Aristotle. It could already be too much, and if you keep insisting on knowing much more, you could declare yourself Flatulent Magnum directly, without much protocol. With a further small loss of sensibility you could feel whatever you like with just the imagination in-itself. At least you could tell it even walking like a smiling ghost, drunk during the day, and drugged at night to be able to sleep. Do not believe me or disbelieve me. I’m not here to be understood.
