Household Riot

I'm warning yer
Don't bug me now
or you'll cop one from this mad 'atter
before yer can scratch yer arse.

I'll take me baseball bat
and knock yer for six.
I wanna hear your teeth shatter
with the first swing.

I'll load me Glock
and blow yer f uckin brains out
I wanna see the chunky bits splatter
on the first shot.

You'll feel my fist in your face
when I slam yer against the wall
I wanna stop yer stinking chatter
with the first blow.

Aw shut the hell up
I'll get yer bleeding dinner
and make yer bloody fatter
AFTER I watch Coronation Street!

Lololol!:D

Sorry. Had to make a statement to ground me after everything that has happened in Beautiful UK.

I like yer poem, funny, specially:

''or you'll cop one from this mad 'atter
before yer can scratch yer arse.''

bwahaha :D

Delta - you have something magical going on inside your head that I wish I had some of, but I can thrive on your poems :)

Delta, where is River Mouth by the way? LOL

I think it's written excellent! and it's not so funny, even though it reads as if. UK went through a terrible week. Hopefully only a week.

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Originally Posted by ucello

I think it's written excellent! and it's not so funny, even though it reads as if. UK went through a terrible week. Hopefully only a week.

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To set the record straight on behalf of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland - the riots were restricted to England - this was in no way a British or UK-wide problem.

H

Hill you're absolutely right. I AM SORRY. I just wrote UK by habit. Apologies.

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Originally Posted by ucello

Hill you're absolutely right. I AM SORRY. I just wrote UK by habit. Apologies.

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You are forgiven, my friend. So many make the same assumption in the media, but I couldn't let it pass.

H :-)

I love this. Very raw and truthful.