Pecker and mane - your poem game

Hi,
a small idea:
let's write a 4-line-poems about animals - cute, fateful, funny or detail describing..!

my contribution:


By the time the sun turns red
Kitty Babe will eat its hat
without fork, with sweat beein' wet
small kitty sputters: "The stupid bet!"

Is there a heaven for my cat
Who lounges on my lap like that?
I hope she has no chance at hell,
Though if she does, I wish her well.