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Lying in bed on their wedding night
The newly wed wife said, eyes full of tears
“Before we were married
I was a hooker for eight years”
The husband said to her calmly
That he had no concern about it
And that it might even
Spice up their nuptials a bit
Then she got flustered
And said “no, no you don’t understand
My name was Jeremy
And I played Rugby for England”
Ha ha ha. Excellent!
That's twisted, but funny.
:lol: :lol: It's not great poetry, but it cracked me up!!! LMAO.
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i disagree with virgil... i feel the humour in this makes it a wonderful poem... cracked me up (:
I to must disagree with you Virgil, the fact that the poem spread a grin across my face and invoked some form of emotion in me renders it a successful piece of poetry.
Thank you all
Hahahahahaha, good one!
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Thank you both
I'm going to start calling you Ogden. Very funny.
You can call me what you like, just call me!!
Thank you