A FEW MORE 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 76
An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away
Is an old wives tale
And doomed to fail
So when the doc calls
Just knee him in the balls
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 77
Horsey, horsey will you stop
Just stop with all that clippetty clop
You’ve been put out to pasture as you know well
So stop playing with the coconut shells
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 78
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
That is my name now
That’s John spelt with an H
And Jacob with a C
And Jingleheimer spelt the right way!!
Oh what is the point just call me JJ
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 79
The Grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
And when the hedonistic Duke reached the end
He started all over again
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 80
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her face
She might call it a curl
But I’m afraid little girl
You’ve actually grown a moustache
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 81
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
“That’s inbreeding for you”
