The Lumberjack of the Freakishly Long Pinky Finger
A lumberjack hastily walking the woods,
With his back fully loaded with... lumber. :D
And then caught his foot on a turtle.
He went to the ground with the lumber on top,
Put forth the hand
To fall on its palm
In the hope that the fall would stop.
But something unusual there was in that hand.
Something as long as a fleshy bony wand.
It was his freakishly long pinky finger
Which he painfully twisted,
But since he was a great singer
He giggled and licked it
Instead of complaining.
The man did have training.
The turtle... he kicked it. :)
My nouns: horse, tower, damsel
My verbs: hope, smile