Women, Wine, and Snuff

Ok, this one is really quite simple, and perhaps not particuarly elegant. But it made me laugh out loud and I found it quite amusing, and rather enjoyed it. It is a fun little poem.

Women, Wine, and Snuff

Give me women, wine, and snuff
Untill I cry out "hold, enough!"
You may do so sans objection
Till the day of resurrection:
For, bless my beard, they aye shall be
My beloved Trinity.

That's somewhat disturbing...which makes it actually worth the read, since juxtaposing violence and gore next to the harmless and things we have been used to, is somewhat amusing, you know, modifying memes a little so that they would have a totally different emotional outcome.
Still, I quite like it.