Morris Kravitz... and I!

It is a far, far better thing I do today
than Morris Kravitz ever did
on any one of his best days!
Morris was by and large
an honourable man
though he'd cheated
on two or three of his wives, but please
don't judge Morris
until you've walked a mile in his Adidas.
And all that Morris ever wanted
was to love and, you know? to be loved!

But let's leave Morris out of this.
As I said before, It is a far, far better thing
I’m about to do today
than ever I have done before
and I hate, hate, HATE
the thought of doing it!

Thank you for this, I sympathize. I love you. This is all so true.

Are you having some sort of health exam today?

While a well expressed thought, I must say I don't see the poetry in this one Prince.

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Originally Posted by ampoule

Are you having some sort of health exam today?

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At MY age and my mental condition, EVERY day is a health exam, ducks! No, I'm about to break it off with an even more than usually improbable lover!

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Originally Posted by Virgil

While a well expressed thought, I must say I don't see the poetry in this one Prince.

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No sweat, Dude - I was hoping it might please by virtue of its whimsy, but even I didn't think I had quite brought it off.

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Originally Posted by PrinceMyshkin

At MY age and my mental condition, EVERY day is a health exam, ducks! No, I'm about to break it off with an even more than usually improbable lover!

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Ohhhhh, I understand perfectly. I would much rather have a....health exam. ;)

It isn't the girl with the car is it? :D

Uncle Jer's been busy, eh? :D

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Originally Posted by ampoule

Ohhhhh, I understand perfectly. I would much rather have a....health exam. ;)

It isn't the girl with the car is it? :D

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Did I not mention... she emerged from a Bentley convertible and sashayed over to a Lexus SC350? And did I neglect to mention that I drive a much dinged 1999 Mazda Protege?

I did have a little.... thing for her car but I'm NOT into pampered twits!