How many Human Viruses do you have?

Click on this link:

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

click on `open scanner in' ...

click on the images you recognise etc...

These are the known viruses I'm infected with :lol:

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Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics (80%)
Stop caring!

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (78%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

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Hehehe. :D

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
("Grow...own...pot." Got it.)

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
(No! 'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds! Kallisti, Eris!)

Politics
Stop caring!
(Your mother's a hamster.)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
(Thank's for the info, Juliet.)

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
(No, sandalwood smells like cat piss. Have a dragon's blood.)

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
(You're saying the electoral college isn't a conspiracy?)

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
(Yes, Master Cheney...must consume...must stimulate economy...oil revenues will trickle down....)

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
(Hah! Nevah!)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
(It's not Pokemon that make me suffer, it's those damn little kids with the trading cards!)

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
(Umm, can I pick another country?)

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
(:lol: You're right, religion does make me suffer!)

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
(Just wait til Betterman comes and squishes your little fly butt flat.)

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
(Oh I don't participate, I like to watch. ;))

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
[did this happen because I know the way Pikachu looks like? I was an aupair for one year, what do you think I was watching? of course I still remember the way pikachu looks like :D ]


TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
[I do not eat junk food... :bawling: I swear]


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
[something positive and it is not HIV :D ]

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
[investment over... ;) ]

Politics
Stop caring!
[love it]

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
[I do know it, tell it my boyfriend :D ]

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
[ I love Dilbert and Scott Adams, gives me a good laught aaaaaah]

Southampton (85%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
[would like to know where that is]

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Conspiracy Theory (97%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics (70%)
Stop caring!


Conspiracy Theory (60%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Hey I don't actaully suffer from any viruses, but I don't use a mac.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics (80%)
Stop caring!
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

hmmmm.... interesting
i reserve further judgement for when i have more time

I agree that patchouli smells like cat piss, it's odour is most unpleasant.

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
That's quite true... I hate to CONSUME!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
:eek:

British (70%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
YAY!!! I KNOW I'M BRITISH INSIDE!!!

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
eh? :confused:

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Oh no dear, that's not me!


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Eheh...

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. :(

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] :) teehee

Politics (95%) [wow!]
Stop caring! :p

Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. :D

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Got some of the usual ones - but a couple of new ones:
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
(I guess some habits just die hard. My hair isn´t black anymore! )

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
(darn! I only have D10)




Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
(What´s the Incredible String Band?)

Junkfood
Religion
Sci-fi - Stop wearing the stick-on ears
Windows - Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Free BSD
Politics
Discordia
British
Environmentalism

Might suffer from
Linux (93%)- Install the latest version of Miscrosoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Industrial (80%) - Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band (NO WAY lol)
Brand Names (60%)
X11 (90%) - I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Conspiracy theory (95%)
Hyppyism (80%) - Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Masintosh (60%)
Cars (75%)- There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Isagel I envy you! I want to be goth too ;) My hair is still black :D

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Apparently, I suffer from the Linux virus. I'm probably a pasive carrier, since I've never used it (yet). I do hate Microsoft though.
Anyway, I admit these ones:
Politics
Environmentalism
British (not the country, but the music)

Even so, anyone who advises me to "Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle" isn't that much worthy of respect.

Hehe they're being ironic, though. Anyone who knows about hotdogs without buns on Fridays (eg. Discordia) isn't going to advise one to consume and give up patchouli. They might say "stop caring!" but not in reference to politics -- most of the Discordians I've met are quite political. (I was a member of "The Cult of Eris" Discordian message board in Junior High. ;))