Originally Posted by
Set of Keys
He was a glib windbag who should have learnt to shut his mouth from time to time. I cannot imagine how his friends put with the never-ending, meaningless quips .
"Would you like a cup of tea, Oscar?"
"Oh my dear fellow..should you not be asking "Would the tea like the cup?" ?"
"That doesn't make sense".
"Oh my dear fellow...is it not the sense that makes us do?"
"I'm not following...should I pour you some tea or not?"
"Well let me put it this way, my good man...if the tea is "pored" I say not, if "knotted", I say pour it".
"Shut up Oscar".
I wonder if he knew his "literary heritage" would be scrawled on joke mugs and ill-fitting XXL t-shirts for generations to come. Might he have forseen his assorted quotes cherished on student posters, right beside the "Take Me To Your Dealer" 40"x60"?