Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
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Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
'Cause if they didn't, their fear of heights would catch up with them.
Why is a noodle a noodle?
Cause if it wasnt whatd we think with? :p
Why cant the grass be green and the sky blue?
The grass is green and the sky is blue.
Why do beans give on gas?
Because then Mexican Jumping Beans will have nothing to jump for!
Why is the standard color of lipstick red?
Because they were first made of blood.
Why don't monkeys get headaches?
Because they need to mentally concentrate for throwing their feces all day
Why is the sun hot?
because the moon isn`t
Why is there only female and male?
Because most restuarants dont have room for a third type of bathroom....
Why must we sleep?
To get you in practice for eternital rest.
Why must t snow in the winter?
To have an incentive for the other seasons to fight global warming! :p
Why do cars have wheels?
Because bananas fell off too easily.
Why does llama have two Ls?
Because the naming person had a lisp.
Why do people sleep with their eyes closed?
to keep the moisture in them
why is Monday the first day of the week?
Because then you can get it over with fast.
Why do cuts always occur in the most inconvenient places to bandage?