That Five Times Sentence Game!

Here’s the contest.
Write the best sentence using the word “that” five times consecutively. Yes it is possible; yes it is proper English.
Submissions will be judged on creativity, coherence, logic, and flowiness.
Five extra points will be awarded to the use of a sixth “that” somewhere in the sentence. (be mindful not to sacrifice twelve hundred points of smooth for the five points of a sixth that.)
Twenty extra points will be awarded for every sesquipedalian incorporated into the sentence.

Examples:
Incorrect -- Now that that is over that is all that there is to say about that.

Correct -- Is it false to say that that that that that caught was exosculated?

Winners will receive world wide applause.

If and Which were discussing that That that, That that, and that That were by far the best That's.


You didn't specify capitalization and punctuation rules

Oh My, that is difficult...........Does anyone has a winning formula????

HaHa. Excellent, Charles. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the meaning of your sentence, but so far I think it's very clever. Yes, you're right, no restrictions on puncuation or capitalization (apostrophe S will also be accepted) so long as the consecutivity rule is followed.
Madhuri, I was hoping that you would have the winning formula.

The fact that that `that' that that member Charles Darnay used is correct makes me hopeful that there will be many more entries here :)

There's not much meaning to my sentence, I just personified conjunctures "If, Which and That,"

A possible formula - not what I used but may work, is look up all the different definitions for "that", that way that that that that guy posted is a legitimate that....... hmmm

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