Three Wishes

If I had to give the person below me three wishes, what would they be?

One cannot be to have more than three wishes, but each one can be of limitless degree about one thing alone.

An option exists to counter the three wishes made by the person above you with your own, new three wishes.

So? What'll it be?

You must do all my recreational activities for me.

You must let me do all your homework for you.

We must trade identities.

You become my caddy.

I have no homework.

You must be my work double.

1.) you must clean out my cat's litter box daily for the next 3 months
2.) Caddys are the new term for "Empress/Emperor"
3.) You must drive me to all my appointments

You're cat gets diahrea
All caddys become democrats
you have a new mustang

.. am I doing this quite right?

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Originally Posted by IrishCanadian

You're cat gets diahrea
All caddys become democrats
you have a new mustang

.. am I doing this quite right?

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If those are your wishes, then, yes!

The cat's problem is cured.

All democrats become centre-wing.

You lease this new Mustang from me.

The Mustang turns into an Ed Begley electric car
I eat all the ice cream I want and never gain an ounce
All my friends now call me "Madame Kathy, mistress of fuzzy slippers",.

Kathy plays my albums in her new car.
I learn Kathy's mass control secret to stay in shape.
Kathy's friends call me Sir, yes sir.

All my favorite albums become Mil's as well
Fuzzy slippers are now required footwear for all
Cows roam the streets in every town

Kathy suddenly loves Arabic trip-hop.
Fuzzy slippers are provided by the government for all that will not byuy them.
Whoever has a good heart and can catch a cow will get paid by the government to raise it and tend to it daily.

I am queen of the hill
All who knock me off the hill have to wear silly hats
I suddenly have insights into what the heck Arabic trip-hop is

i am queen of the world (including the hill!)
my silly hat has cats and bananas on it
i gain kathycf's insight into Arabic trip-hop : )

I give the queen of the world a curfew.

My silly hat looks great turned inside out.

I make a fortune off of everyone with insight into Arabic trip-hop.

Tony Danza buys me an icecream
All the bananas in the world revolt against their queen, mir
Mil's inside out hat sprouts feathers

Kathy's icecream sprouts an endless supply for her friends.

Mir slays the guerilla bananas and makes banana bread for all her subjects.

I can make myself Angel wings of this featherition.