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The new ruler of the seven seas, 'The Amazon Queen', is taking sail soon.
Tell us why you should be included in the crew and take the pledge of loyalty to the ship! As the captain, I don't expect you to be loyal to me personality but to the welfare of the ship and her crew.
Me, Me, Me!!!!
My record on Stan's ship should speak for itself - I defended that ship from mutiny time and time again. And what do I get for my troubles??? The Captain to hand the ship over to someone else in his absence!!!
Plus I'm a really good cruise director and will find us all the best looting spots.
hahahaha........I am but a mercenary, my sword goes in whichever direction offers me the best at the time. That said I am an accomplished seafarer, and can tie a mean reef knot. So the real question is why should I board here instead of on the other boat (apart from the obvious fact that you lot have an anchor of course).
Welcome to the Ship, Papaya! You can rest assured that your loyalty will always be rewarded on our ship!
Two anchors actually! :D
*displays Stan's anchor proudly*
Also... *points at the name of the ship*
We are all Amazon's here... both in spirit and tradition... Of course, you can always consider joining Stan:
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Wiat. I've already committed my troth to Stan's ship. Is the Amazon Queen a competing vessel? Can I be on both?
Is this Amazon ship have any relation to the Greek Amazons? Do the females have to cut off their right breast to join?
Hooooooooooooooooooo
I am the best fighter in this damn world. I can protect Amazon Queen easiy because I can do sword fighting with hundred people alone.
I swear that I would be always loyal to the crew and the ship. I would never let anyone hurt it.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Let me in! Let me in!
Arrrr....that be nothin'....I've already done poked out my left eye on a dare.Quote:
Originally Posted by simon
So, what be ya needin', o' Captain of the Queen?? I can swab, fix grub or throw a man overboard, as ye like.
~aside to Stan~ I wonder if Scher realizes she got the fake styrofoam anchor?
Nain! me stay with me Captian! he saved mi life more then just once! i shall be with him! arrrrgggg!!!
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Welcome aboard Pensive and Riesa! We will be delighted to have you among us :)
Simon> No breat cutting is necessary; however, we can have tattoo the name of the ship! ;)
Riesa> You say you are good at throwing people overboard? Can start with Willow, Virgil and Robin maybe as they are Stan's men!
And tell Robin that we have the real anchor and they have the styrofoam anchor! :D
OK, now... any suggestions for dinner?
Me! Me! MEEE! Uhm... I can't cook much, fencing's not one of my virtues as well, I'm not very loyal, there's this mutiny streek in me, I can't scrub the deck properly, once I tied an anchor and we lost in on the way, another time I tore one of our sails when... OH, I suppose I shouldn't be saying things like that!
There's also a LOT of things I can do... like... I can write and read! Though last time I used that ability it was to plot a mutiny... ah, right, too much information! I can... uhm... I'll get back to you later...
*leaves murmuring to self: there HAS to be something I can do... I can... no, I can't do that... I can... darn, what I can do?*
*runs back*
I beat Stan at billiard once! :D
*wipes her forehead bathed in perspiration, a smug expression plastered on her face*
As ye wish, marm....
*grabs all three by their queue strings, begins spinning all three of them in a whirly bird around her head, while singing
"It's great to be a pirate!
Yo-ho, ahoy, ahoy!
And you can be a pirate, too
Even if you're a boy!"
and lets fly....
wipes her hands on her velvet breeches, and says:
"much too easy, I'll be fixing us up some t-bones and vanilla lattes, now Captain!"
*whistles away to the kitchen.*
Wow! I'm glad you've decide to join the amazon queen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
Hey, Scher - Jay would be a good addition, as long as we kept a close eye on her... She did beat stan at Billiards...plus there's that readin' and writin' thing..
*is much impressed with Riesa's skills! :D
Papaya> Not really sure about Jay really! Loyalty is very important and she has no skills... No cooking, deck scrubbing... Don't know really. And do we want someone who can read and write amongst us? 'Ignorance is bliss', they say. What say you, Riesa? Jay, aye or nay?
*whistles blissfully