He was in tesco
Holding a can of plum tomatoes,
I didn't like him.
Was never going to like him.
He was wearing denim jeans
You shouldn't wear denim jeans
Over 40. He was about 55.
I didn't like him
An obvious c unt
Didnt like his shoes
C unt shoes
C unt socks too
I pictured myself
picking up a can
Of baked beans
And smashing his skull
With 57 varieties
But I didn't.
I'm good like that.
He owes me his life now
And has to pay.
