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Christmas 2019 # 4
DISCIPLINARIAN FATHER CHRISTMAS
What does Father Christmas do
When discipline becomes lax?
Well he gathers up the naughty Elf’s
And then gives them the sack
SNOW BLINDNESS STRUCK
Snow blindness struck
Santa’s team of reindeer
How they made it home
Santa had no eye deer
SANTA RIDES
Have you ever wondered
What Santa does for fun
Well he rides his motorbike
Which is his Holly Davidson
MY HOUSE WAS A LITTLE DOWDY
My house was a little dowdy
So, I put a Christmas tree up in it
The house wasn’t transformed
But it was spruced up a bit
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS
I love everything about Christmas
And I love Christmas tradition
But I don’t like cheap, I need my
Candy canes to be in mint condition
PEOPLE EDUCATED AT ETON AND HARROW
People educated at Eton and Harrow
Have appropriately themed Advent Calendars
They still have twenty four doors
But they’re opened by Butlers or Chauffeurs
SOMEONE STOLE MY ADVENT CALENDAR
Someone stole my Advent Calendar
But then crime is rife nowadays
The police caught the thief though
And fittingly he got twenty four days
EVEN SKUNKS LOVE CHRISTMAS
Even Skunks love Christmas
The carolling and Christmas Bells
They even have a favourite
Christmas song, Jingle smells!
THE NORTH POLE HAS A PET # 1
The North Pole has a pet
Owned by Santa Claus
And Santa called his dog
Predictably, Santa Paws
ONE OF SANTA'S REINDEER
One of Santa's reindeer
Thinks only of himself
And he has bad manners
Obviously its Rude-Olph
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Your holiday cheer is much appreciated :)
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
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