Christmas 2019 # 3

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 43

Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the pub
The air was scented with cinnamon
From all the festive grub
From spiced Christmas Ale
Or Gluwein served from a tub

THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 1

That's political correctness that is
In one of its insidious ways
That’s stops us saying merry Christmas
And makes us say happy holidays

CINDERELLA WAITED AFTER THE BALL

Cinderella waited after the Ball
For the photo processing to be done
And she sang while she was waiting
“One day my prints will come”

OUR DOG LOVES CHRISTMAS

Our dog loves Christmas
Especially the carolling
His favourite carol is
Bark, the herald angels sing

CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH THE CYRUS’S

Christmas dinner with the Cyrus’s
Is kind of Quirky
Because Miley Cyrus insists
That they have Twerky

OUR LIBRARIAN LOVES CHRISTMAS

Our Librarian loves Christmas
Every bauble, bell and light
And when she goes carolling
Her favourite is Silent Night

THEY CHIPPED AT THE ICE REVEALING

They chipped at the ice revealing
A frozen Elf hanging from the ceiling
They carried him away in a receptacle
And then they thawed out the Elfcicle

WHEN FROSTY DISAPPEARED

When Frosty disappeared
It really left people in a muddle
But Frosty the Snowman
Vanished in May so he’s a puddle!

AFTER CHRISTMAS SANTA GOES ON HOLIDAY

After Christmas Santa goes on Holiday
With his favourite mademoiselle
And he always books the penthouse suite
At the most luxurious Ho-ho-ho-tel

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 17

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a louse
But there is a reason and here’s the tell
It’s just been fumigated and stank like hell

(lol)... Have a Merry Christmas!

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY

Thanks Tailor