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The Murdering Cow

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originally posted in the Write a Really Short Story in 50 Words or Less thread

The cow slowly turned her head to look back at the farmer who was milking her. "Knock, knock," she said. Startled, Farmer John could only ask, "who's there?" "The Murdering Cow," answered the verbose bovine. "The murdering cow who?" were the last words the farmer ever spoke.
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  1. kiz_paws's Avatar
    Ha ha, good one, djy78! I really like that thread, btw.
  2. mtpspur's Avatar
    I really needed a bust out loud laugh and that was it. Thanks. And yes I'm going to steal it.